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Friday, December 17, 2010

Bad Cops

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23-year veteran California deputy gets 30 years for child sex abuse

Arresting officers told their buddy to "take a free shot at her" when she was handcuffed in the squad car

Oregon corrections deputy charged with assault

18-year veteran Louisiana deputy guilty of incest

Wisconsin jail guard arrested, fired over bringing contraband to inmates

New York jail guard is charged with rape and robbery

New Jersey sheriff's officer charged in stalking

Georgia police officer is charged with battery and third degree cruelty to children

Farmer on mobility scooter shot trespassers by accident while aiming at fox

A farmer unwittingly shot two suspected burglars who were allegedly targeting a cannabis factory, which he didn't know existed, on his property.

Wizard of Id

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Odd travel moments in 2010

From "enhanced pat-downs" to an outrageous flight attendant, it was quite a year.  
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Loaded gun slips past TSA

Trashing the constitution and privacy is all worth it since the TSA continues to do such a spectacular job.

Hell of a job, TSA:
Last fall, as he had done hundreds of times, Iranian-American businessman Farid Seif passed through security at a Houston airport and boarded an international flight.

He didn't realize he had forgotten to remove the loaded snub nose "baby" Glock pistol from his computer bag. But TSA officers never noticed as his bag glided along the belt and was x-rayed. When he got to his hotel after the three-hour flight, he was shocked to discover the gun traveled unnoticed from Houston.

"It's just impossible to miss it, you know. I mean, this is not a small gun," Seif told ABC News. "How can you miss it? You cannot miss it."

NYC air crash brought change

Two planes collided above a busy neighborhood 50 years ago, killing 134 people.  
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    Most startling photos of 2010

    Incredible shots of a 60-foot sinkhole and an enormous "goldfish" made for quite a sight in 2010.  
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    Stunning amateur photos

    National Geographic drew thousands of submissions for its annual competition.
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      Awesome Pictures

      Wacky Mailboxes From Around The World

      When decorating their homes, sofa selection and curtain design aren't the only things people consider. In fact, it may be what's on the outside that tells the most about who lives inside. Whether it's a recycled computer or a golf-inspired receptacle, these nine creative mailboxes show off the owner's passion or favorite pastime.

      Why Do Siblings Have Such Different Personalities?

      Why do siblings – despite having much of the same genes and upbringing – grow up to be have such different personalities?
      NPR’s Alix Spiegel explores:
      Then in the 1980s, a researcher named Robert Plomin published a surprising paper in which he reviewed the three main ways psychologists had studied siblings: physical characteristics, intelligence and personality. According to Plomin, in two of these areas, siblings were really quite similar.
      Physically, siblings tended to differ somewhat, but they were a lot more similar on average when compared to children picked at random from the population. That’s also true of cognitive abilities.
      "The surprise," says Plomin, "is when you turn to personality."
      Turns out that on tests that measure personality — stuff like how extroverted you are, how conscientious — siblings are practically like strangers.
      "Children in the same family are more similar than children taken at random from the population," Plomin says, "but not much more."
      In fact, in terms of personality, we are similar to our siblings only about 20 percent of the time. Given the fact that we share genes, homes, routines and parents, this makes no sense. What makes children in the same family so different?

      Memories, or Lack Thereof

      A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

      Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

      'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

      'Sure.'

      'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

      'No, I can remember it.'

      'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?'

      He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

      'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.

      Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

      Then he toddles into the kitchen.
      After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

      'Where's my toast ?'

      Ziggy

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      Where The Wild Things Are

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      Truth about 'toxic' poinsettias

      The poinsettia has a reputation of being lovely to look at but terribly toxic if tasted.  
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      Swedish med students perform autopsy on their professor

      Medical students at Stockholm's Karolinska Institute set to perform their first-ever clinical autopsy were floored to discover that the corpse was none other than one of their former instructors.

      Science News

      A small, feathered raptor-like dinosaur thought to be 125 million years old has been discovered in eastern Utah, scientists announced Thursday.

      The Denver Museum of Nature and Science wants your help to name the first mammoth fossil that was found near Snowmass Village.

      Amelia Earhart may have lived as castaway

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      Bones and artifacts on a remote Pacific island may reveal the fate of pioneering aviator Amelia Earhart.

      'Weird life' researchers answer critics


      Astrobiology researcher Felisa Wolfe-Simon works with samples at California's Mono Lake.

      Russia looks to enjoy Montana life

      Montana livestock producers say they have shipped an "instant ranch" to the grasslands of southwestern Russia 'complete with cowboys, quarter-horses and 1,400 purebred beef cattle'.

      B.C.

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      Dear Sharks. Don't mess with drunk Serbs

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      Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

      The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.

      “Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.

      “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.
      The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly.

      Upping the cute factor

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      Can you explain this to me ...

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      It's Time to Protect Gray Wolves From Congress

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      During this lame duck congressional session or in the next Congress, we are expecting a battle over the gray wolf and its listing as an endangered species.
      Wolves are being unjustly blamed for killing too many elk in the western U.S. The numbers, however, don't support this. In Montana, Idaho and Wyoming elk numbers have actually increased 18 percent since wolf reintroduction.

      Britain's ugliest dog finally finds a loving home

      With his bug eyes, wildly crooked teeth and sparsely-whiskered chin, scrawny Ug sat for months, unclaimed and overlooked at an animal sanctuary. But now, after being dubbed Britain’s ugliest dog, the two-year-old’s less-than-enticing looks have landed him a loving home.

      After seeing his profile picture on the the Mayflower animal sanctuary's website, café worker April Parker, 35, immediately fell in love with the partially-blind Pointer cross. The mother-of-two took her daughters Skye, 15, and Jasmine, 13, along to see him and, proving that looks aren’t everything, the family scooped him up and took him home.


      Now Ug, re-named Doug by the Parkers, has a loving home in Doncaster, South Yorkshire. He cost Ms Parker £200, but has proved to be worth every penny.

      She said: 'When people see him they do a double take. He looks comical with his bug eyes and cross teeth and he's always bumping into things. But he has a fantastic temperament and is really loving.'

      Animal Pictures

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      G'Day, Mate!

      Thursday, December 16, 2010

      The Daily Drift

      The Daily Drift
      Today's horoscope says:
      You can feel it, can't you?
      It's time to spend some money -- a lot of it.
      Now, impulse shopping is the very last thing on earth your sign will ever be known for.
      However, for the next day or so, instead of being a friend's 'designated Visa chaperone,' you may need to hire someone to play the part for you.
      Careful, though: If you surrender your plastic to someone who's truly dedicated, you'll have to do some fancy talking to get it back.

      Some of our readers today have been in:
      Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany
      Montreal, Quebec, Canada
      Paris, Ile-De-France, France
      Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia
      Annecy, Rhone-Alpes, France
      Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
      Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
      London, England, United Kingdom
      Surabaya, Jawa Timur, Indonesia
      Lublin, Lubelskie, Poland
      Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
      Santander, Cantabria, Spain
      Edithvale, Victoria, Australia
      Turku, Western Finland, Finland
      Penang, Pulau Pinang, Malaysia
      Sittard, Limburg, Netherlands

      as well as Bulgaria, Austria, Georgia, Mexico, Peru, Kuwait, Serbia, Bangladesh, Latvia, Greece, Scotland, Hong Kong, Denmark, Wales, Iran, Singapore, Poland, Taiwan, Sweden, Afghanistan, Belgium, India, Croatia, Pakistan, Romania, Paraguay,  Argentina, Vietnam, Egypt, Russia, Estonia, Puerto Rico, Brazil, New Zealand, United Arab Emirates, China, Iraq, Ecuador, Nigeria, Morocco, Chile, Honduras, Paupa New Guinea, Moldova  and in cities across the United States such as Fitchburg, Milford, Hixson, Killeen and more.

      Today is:
      Today is Thursday, December 16, the 350th day of 2010.
      There are 15 days left in the year.

      Today's unusual holidays or celebrations are: 

      Barbie and Barney Backlash Day
      National Chocolate-covered Anything Day
      and
      National Re-gifting Day.


      Don't forget to visit our sister blog!

      Boy not searched by TSA because ‘you don’t have boobs,’ agent said

      tsa breast pat down 300x190 Boy not searched by TSA because you dont have boobs, agent allegedly saidAfter watching his mother receive an enhanced pat down by a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officer, a 17-year-old boy was allegedly told that he would not be receiving similar treatment because he didn't "have boobs."
      Adrienne Durso, a resident of California, was selected for an enhanced pat-down after walking through a metal detector at Albuquerque International Sunport airport ...

      Sleek uniforms make soldiers ill

      The sharp look was created by a top designer, but servicemen have wound up in the hospital.
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        BP experienced similar blowout in Azerbaijan 18 months before Deepwater

        From the Wikileaks File:

        If a prosecutor is building a case against BP for the Gulf of Mexico disaster, this might be of interest. There's a pattern that is hard to miss.
        Striking resemblances between BP's Gulf of Mexico disaster and a little-reported giant gas leak in Azerbaijan experienced by the UK firm 18 months beforehand have emerged from leaked US embassy cables.

        The cables reveal that some of BP's partners in the gas field were upset that the company was so secretive about the incident that it even allegedly withheld information from them. They also say that BP was lucky that it was able to evacuate its 212 workers safely after the incident, which resulted in two fields being shut and output being cut by at least 500,000 barrels a day with production disrupted for months.

        Other cables leaked tonight claim that the president of Azerbaijan accused BP of stealing $10bn of oil from his country and using "mild blackmail" to secure the rights to develop vast gas reserves in the Caspian Sea region.
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        Also of note related to BP are serious allegations about stealing $10 billion of oil.

        Halliburton pays $250 million to have Cheney bribery charges dropped

        This doesn't sound suspicious at all. No, not in the least.
        Nigeria's anti-corruption police have dropped charges against Dick Cheney, the former US vice-president, over a multi-million dollar bribery case after the energy firm Halliburton agreed to pay up to $250m (£161m) in fines.

        The move followed the intervention of ex-president George Bush Sr and former secretary of state James Baker, according to Nigerian press reports.

        The country's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) said it met officials representing Cheney and Halliburton in London last week after filing 16-count charges relating to the construction of a liquefied natural gas plant in the conflict-ridden Niger delta.

        Faux emailed reporters to cast doubt on climate change

        Media Matters has the goods on Faux News, again.
        In the midst of global climate change talks last December, a top Faux News official sent an email questioning the "veracity of climate change data" and ordering the network's journalists to "refrain from asserting that the planet has warmed (or cooled) in any given period without IMMEDIATELY pointing out that such theories are based upon data that critics have called into question."

        The directive, sent by Fox News Washington managing editor Bill Sammon, was issued less than 15 minutes after Faux correspondent Wendell Goler accurately reported on-air that the United Nations' World Meteorological Organization announced that 2000-2009 was "on track to be the warmest [decade] on record."

        This latest revelation comes after Media Matters uncovered an email sent by Sammon to Fox journalists at the peak of the health care reform debate, ordering them to avoid using the term "public option" and instead use variations of "government option." That email echoed advice from a wingnut repugican pollster on how to help turn public opinion against health care reform.

        Mexican toddler involved in jewelery heist

        An apparent jewelery heist in Mexico involving a young child has been captured on CCTV. In shop security footage a woman, who appeared to be the child's mother, distracted shop staff while the boy removed several items from display cabinets.

        The woman then told the employees that her car was illegally parked and the pair quickly left the shop in Oaxaca that specializes in silver products. Twenty minutes later, the clerks noticed over £250 worth of merchandise missing.



        Saleswoman Ana Lilia Hernandez said they did not suspect the woman and child until the store owner saw the theft on the store's security video. "After about 20 minutes, we realized that the piece (of jewelery) was missing, that it wasn't in the cabinet that we have in front which was open.

        "But we were never suspected the boy and the lady because the lady came with a boy who was a bit naughty but that was it, he was walking back and forth but we never suspected it was that customer," she said. The store owner reported the crime but police have yet to make an arrest in the case.

        Bad Cops

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        Oregon cop who's been involved in expensive brutality settlements gets promoted

        Florida corrections officer sentenced to 9 years for killing inmate

        California cops made no attempt to speak with man holding water hose before shooting him dead

        Delaware taxpayers spend $875K to settle lawsuit over cop's murder of Marine

        Video seems to show UK police pulling man out of wheelchair in last week's protest

        No comment from Illinois cops over false arrest and battery lawsuit

        Texas deputy arrested in narcotics investigation

        Presumably fired Missouri deputy found guilty in plot with ex-wife to kill another woman

        Four Queens men sueNYPD after being held for 30 hours, busted for laughing at cops

        New low point for Congress

        Americans' overwhelming level of disapproval leaves lawmakers with very little room for error. 
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        Shoe

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        An $11 million Christmas tree

        A swanky hotel's latest extravagance could earn it a place in the record books.
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        A Closer Look At The Christmas Tree Industry


        It wouldn't be Christmas for a lot of folks without the smell of pine in their homes. For others, evergreens mean allergies, high price tags, or a lot of set up effort, so they opt for artificial trees. Regardless of personal preference, it's a big time of the year for tree-tailers, so here's a closer look at the Christmas tree industry.

        Twist and Shout

        Twist and Shout…
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        Ferris Bueller Sings ...

        Ten things that ruin parties

        If you're throwing a holiday bash, the food you serve and where you put it can spoil a good time.  
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        Ten Unusual Eggnog-Flavored Foods

         
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        From candies and cookies to a savory roast, the smorgasbord of delicious foods available this time of year is hard to beat. But it's the signature combination of creamy cinnamon, vanilla and nutmeg flavors that make eggnog one of the most indulgent of all.

        For those of you who can't get enough of it, you're in luck. There are all kinds of treats, from bubblegum to popcorn, that emulate eggnog's classic, creamy taste. Go ahead and try one of these eggnog edibles while you can.

        A Bacon Cheeseburger

        Bacon cheeseburger

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        Eight Christmas Foods That Should Be Forgotten

        You can probably guess that fruitcake will be on a list of not-so-welcome traditional Christmas foods. This list also covers figgy pudding, green bean casserole, and lutefisk.
        To make lutefisk you catch a cod, take out the bones, skin it, salt it, and hang it out to dry for several weeks until it hardens and smells like a dumpster. Then, bring it inside and soak it in lye for several days. (Yes, lye) Lye will turn cod into a gelatinous blob that slithers down your throat.
        Have you ever eaten lutefisk? Does anyone like it?

        Haggis-Flavored Potato Chips

        Great Scot International, a US importer of Scottish goods, plans to introduce Americans to haggis-flavored potato chips. Haggis, as you may recall, consists of sheep organs ground up and boiled inside a sheep’s stomach. This delicacy is available in the UK in potato chip form:
        Great Scot International announced this week it would have Mackie’s Haggis and Cracked Black Pepper chips on display at its booth at the annual Fancy Food Show in New York next month.
        “We know that flavors with a Scottish twist are popular because Haggis and Cracked Black Pepper is our best-selling flavor,” Kirstin Mackie, managing director of Mackie’s, said in a written statement.

        Non Sequitur

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        On The Job

        Transition into one of these eight growth fields in as little as one year.  
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        Cut deficit by stopping wars?

        From the "DUH!" Department:

        The defense budget is ripe for pruning, but cuts may not fit with the U.S.'s strategic aims.
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          How moon could help deficit

          With rising debt, all kinds of privatization — even of the moon — are up for debate.
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          Mortgage note request may have led to credit downgrade

          This is a very strange story that could be a lawsuit waiting to happen against Bank of America. If accurate, the mere request to Bank of America to know who actually owns the mortgage note has resulted in a hit to one customer's credit rating. This may be an isolated issue or it could be part of a larger practice of punishing any consumer who dares ask questions in this Wild West mortgage system. Click through to see the perfect payment history and more details of this bizarre case.

          Taxes

          Cheaters face steeper risks this year as the tax agency increases its audits by 11 percent.
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          There are plenty of moves to get more deductions and decrease your tax bill before year's end.
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          Biggest home energy wasters

          Small changes, like replacing air filters, could shave $700 a year from your bill.
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            Best places to raise kids

            These little-known communities are tops for low living costs, safety, and schools.
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              Amazing motorcycle trips

              It's not for everyone, but traveling on two wheels is a great way to explore these destinations.
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                Eleven cozy cabin getaways

                Private lakeside cottages with resort amenities make it easy to enjoy a snowy landscape.  
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                The Eiffel Tower at night (1900)

                Photographed during the Exposition by William Rau

                Ocean giant Alvin set for upgrade

                Alvin (WHOI) 
                The famous US manned deep-submersible Alvin is set for a major upgrade that will allow it to go to 6,500m, giving it access to 98% of the ocean floor.

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                Lighthouse encased in ice

                Stunning footage captures a Lake Erie fixture near Cleveland turning into a life-size sculpture.  
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