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Friday, September 16, 2011

A 5 year-old’s first job

Construction_clipart_houseHere’s  a truly  heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers.  It will make you believe that we can all make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the  workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough,” more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $10 “pay” to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age.  The little  girl proudly  replied, “I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.”
“Oh, my goodness gracious,” said the  teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week, too?”
The little girl replied, “I will, if those assholes at Lowe’s ever deliver the damn sheet rock.”

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The 10 most hated jobs in America

A survey says employees can't stand these lines of work, but it's not because of the pay.  
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The redneck policeman


Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a
state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his
nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks
him in the head with the stick.

The driver says, “Why’d you do that?”

The trooper says, “You’re in Alabama, son. When I pull you over,
you’ll have your license ready.”

Driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here.”

The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He
gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side
and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the
trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, “What’d you do that for?”

The cop says,”Just making your wishes come true.”

The passenger asks, “Huh?”

The cop says, “I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say:
‘I wish that jerk would’ve tried that stuff with me!’”

Zahra Baker's stepmother pleads guilty to death

Zahra Bakers stepmother pleads guilty to deathThe stepmother of Australian girl Zahra Baker has pleaded guilty to her death, nearly a year after the 10-year-old disappeared in the US. She will serve a maximum of 18 years in prison.

Elisa Baker, 43, entered a courtroom in North Carolina overnight wearing a hot-pink jail jumpsuit and handcuffs.

She sat between two defense lawyers and teared up before pleading guilty to second-degree murder, with aggravating factors that included dismembering Zahra's body.

Baker also pleaded guilty to obstruction of justice, and to charges unrelated to Zahra, including obtaining property by false pretenses and financial identity fraud.


The Truth Hurts

The United States is not a christian nation.

72% of Americans disagree w/Rick Perry that social security is "a monstrous lie".

The tea party is the enemy.

Bonus News:

Here's a rundown on the repugican's the assault on voting rights.

Palin is a hypocrite and utter fraud

From the "Color us so surprised! (Not)" Department:
Joe McGinniss stirs a media frenzy with bombshell claims and harsh words about the former governor.  
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The truth be told

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When the repugican tea baggers say uninsured Americans should die ...

... they are deadly serious.
...as it turns out, Paul was not speaking purely in hypotheticals. back in 2008, Kent Snyder — Paul's former campaign chairman — died of complications from pneumonia. Like the man in Blitzer's example, the 49-year-old Snyder...was relatively young and seemingly healthy when the illness struck. He was also uninsured. [the Kansas City star quoted his sister at the time as saying that a "a pre-existing condition made the premiums too expensive."] when he died on June 26, 2008, two weeks after Paul withdrew his first bid for the presidency, his hospital costs amounted to $400,000. - More

Health care CEO's want Medicare age raised to 67

Of course they do.
How divorced from reality are these selfish bastards?
It's an industry that has been extremely profitable even during one of the toughest recessions in decades.
The Big Pharma businesses have received massive gifts from both the shrub and Obama when both decided that it was somehow a violation of capitalism to negotiate prices.
As for the insurance company, what else can you say about an industry where one CEO received a payout of $100 million last year and this year is charging into it's third year of record profits?
Wouldn't it be nice is someone - anyone, from either party - actually gave a damn about voters who don't have deep pockets?

How much more can the middle class take of this bashing by the ruling class? The more important question is how much more of this nonsense will voters accept before they reject both parties?

Bloomberg:
A congressional panel negotiating U.S. spending cuts should raise the age when people become eligible for Medicare to 67 from 65, a group representing health-care chief executives said today.

The Washington-based Healthcare Leadership Council included the recommendation in four proposals it said would save $410 billion in a decade, along with having private health plans to cover additional Medicare recipients and make people earning more than $150,000 pay for the full cost of the program’s premiums. Pfizer Inc. (PFE) and Merck & Co., the two largest U.S. drugmakers by revenue, are members of the council.

“This supercommittee process is a unique opportunity to do more than simply chop away at budgets,” Mary Grealy, the group’s president, said in a statement, referring to the 12- member congressional debt panel. The council called for overhauling the legal liability system for medical providers.

How dangerous is listeria?

An outbreak linked to cantaloupe has caused 15 hospitalizations and one death.  
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Funny Pictures

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Crucial tips for refinancing

One missing document or delay could easily jeopardize your chances of scoring a great rate.  
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Foreclosure actions soar

Lenders tighten the screws on homeowners, signaling the start of a trend.
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The $3.5 million castle in Oklahoma

Every detail in this mansion is meant to feel medieval, including its turrets and Gothic windows. 
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Confused couple's Web hit

Two grandparents fumbling with their laptop's webcam inadvertently create a hilarious viral hit.
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Ziggy

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Puzzling art seen from above

Aerial photography reveals thousands of ancient "wheels" that stretch from Syria to Saudi Arabia.
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Photos capture day and night

Photographers get the ambitious task of blending both times of day into one shot. 
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Mystery light baffles residents

Diners at a California burger joint describe the flashes seen across the Southwest.  
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B.C.

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Banned from hunting - Worldwide

A North Carolina man who bagged a deer and a bobcat in Kentucky without getting the proper permits has found himself banned from hunting anywhere in the world for two years.

Bringing Black Turtles Back from the Brink With Photography

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Have you heard of the black sea turtle? Odds are you haven't. Species like loggerhead, leatherback and hawksbill tend to dominate conservation news headlines. However, the black sea turtle (a morph of the green turtle) nearly disappeared from the planet, and still teeters precariously toward extinction. A special project aims to shed light on not only the plight of this species, but the amazing story about how it has made a recovery thanks to the hope-beyond-hope efforts of a handful of people.
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Escaped Pet Birds Are Teaching Wild Birds to Speak English

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Across parts of Australia, reports have been pouring in of strange voices chattering high in the treetops -- mysterious, non-sensical conversations in English. But while this phenomenon is certainly quite odd, its explanation isn't paranormal. It turns out that escaped pet birds, namely parrots and cockatoos, have begun teaching their wild bird counterparts a bit of the language they picked up from their time in captivity -- and, according to witnesses, that includes more than a few explicatives.
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Massive rare animal haul found in Thai truck

Thai authorities have seized over 3,000 rare animals in the biggest wildlife trafficking raid reported in the south-east Asian nation this year.

Customs department director-general Prasong Poontaneat said officials confiscated 2,721 monitor lizards, 717 turtles, 44 civets and 20 snakes after stopping a truck in the southern province of Prachuap Khiri Khan.


The animals are protected by a convention on international trade in endangered species of which Thailand is a member. Mr Prasong said the truck's driver was also detained.

He said that the animals were worth more than four million Thai baht (£83,600) and were being trafficked through the region.

The 12 Most Venomous Snakes on Earth

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The nearly universal human fear of snakes is caused by the minority of them that can kill you. Venomous snakes are found all over the temperate zones of the world. Find out which ones are the most dangerous, and whether they may be near you! Pictured is a small but deadly African snake called the boomslang.

Paleontological News

Feathers from dinosaurs found preserved in amber
In science fiction, amber is what preserved the DNA that allowed rebirth of dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.

Acherontisuchus Guajiraensis: Prehistoric Giant Crocodile Versus The World's Largest Snake
A giant crococile versus a giant snake in a Colombian coal mine? It sounds even more awesome than "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus", except the real life version does not have Debbie Gibson.

Lions Vs Hyenas

A Long-Running, Pleistocene Rivalry  

The bad blood between lions and spotted hyenas runs deep, and is one of the most celebrated rivalries in nature. Their gory competition over carcasses on the African savanna has been memorialized in numerous wildlife documentaries.

The competition between the species has only existed as long as both have been around - but fossil evidence from prehistoric Europe at least partially documents how far back lions and hyenas have been snarling at each other.

Animal Pictures

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Thursday, September 15, 2011

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
The great meeting of the minds you were expecting today might not materialize unless you push hard to make it happen. 
Pick up the phone, check your email and do some good, old-fashion pavement pounding to ensure that the people you can count on will be there. 
Making connections with people is of paramount importance today, so be social! 
There are many degrees of separation between you and an important person. 
Sort through them now.

Some of our readers today have been in: 
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Ankara, Ankara, Turkey
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Port Louis, Port Louis, Mauritius
London, England, United Kingdom
Scarborough, Ontario, Canada
Yogyakarta, Yogyakarta, Indonesia
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Colombo, Colombo, Sri Lanka
Cork, Cork, Ireland
Morini, Morini, Comoros
Bitburg, Rheinland-Pflaz, Germany
Newbury, England, United Kingdom
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Groningen, Groningen, Netherlands
Madrid, Madrid, Spain


as well as Slovakia, Malta, Bulgaria, Israel, Finland, Austria, Norway, Georgia, Mexico, Peru, Kuwait, Serbia, Bangladesh, Latvia, Greece, Scotland, Hong Kong, Denmark, Wales, Iran, Singapore, Poland, Taiwan, Sweden, Afghanistan, Belgium, Tibet, Croatia, Pakistan, Romania, Paraguay, Sudan, Vietnam, Argentina, Cambodia, Egypt, France, Estonia, Puerto Rico, Maldives, Qatar, Brazil, New Zealand, United Arab Emirates, Slovenia, China, Iraq, Ecuador, Nigeria, Colombia, Chile, Honduras, Paupa New Guinea, Moldova, Venezuela, Germany, Mexico, Saudi Arabia, Ireland, Czech Republic, Vietnam, Norway, Finland

and in cities across the United States such as Huntersville, Moresville, Pineville, Statesville and more.

Today is:
Today is Thursday, September 15, the 258th day of 2011.
There are 107 days left in the year.


Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
Felt Hat Day.
  
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Non Sequitur

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Thorough Thursday

Men In Kilts Window And Exterior Cleaning Service
Men in Kilts are a team of passionate professionals from Vancouver, Canada, providing window and exterior cleaning services to both commercial and residential customers.

Oh, and they are wearing kilts.

Daily Comic Relief

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Rogue trader loses $2 billion

A 31-year-old man is arrested after making unauthorized trades at Swiss banking giant UBS. 
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An 101-year-old woman evicted

Texana Hollis's things were put outside her Detroit home where she had lived for nearly six decades
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How to cut credit card debt

Start by reading a box buried in your monthly statement, says money expert Clark Howard.
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One Percent of Americans work for the Defense Department

Though when you look at the numbers, it's not surprising. Still.

From the Economist, via Jonathan Turley:
The Economist magazine shows that the Defense Department employed 3.2 million people, including 700,000 civilians.

We beat out the Chinese Army and even more frightening Wal-Mart (which comes in third after the Red Army). McDonald’s follows in fourth. The remainder in order are the China Petroleum Corporation, the State Grid Corporation of China, National Health Service of England, Indian Railways, China Post Group, and Taiwan’s Hon Hai Precision Industry Company.

The truth be told

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Ten classic resumé bloopers

One job hunter boasted about consistently tanking as a top sales manager.
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Yeah, Right

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The real worry about jobs

America's dire employment problem is its lack of "good jobs," an analyst says.
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Degrees that are in demand

Fields for these majors are expected to see substantial growth in coming years.
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And the answer is ...

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Coping with today's economy

These seven moves will help your family get ahead even in these trying times.
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Being poor in America today

Some call a new census report showing a record number living in poverty misleading.
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Mimi and Eunice

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Did you know ...

(Yes)

Why It's Good to Think You Are the Greatest

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Overconfidence is vital and can help you win battles you otherwise wouldn't have won.  

NIne Household Objects You Can Eat To Stay Alive

 
Activate your mind's inner eye; visualize this scene. The worst has occurred. You've been locked in your own home. Be it by a forgetful partner or a SAW like psycho, you're now a prisoner within your own four walls.

Furthermore, having forgotten to do the weekly shop, the cupboards of your domestic gulag are bare. But don't worry. Here's a list of household objects you can eat to ensure you'll survive the ordeal.

Get healthier in one minute

Add years to your life by adopting these simple 60-second habits, recommends Dr. Oz. 
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Laughter Really is the Best Medicine

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Real, unforced laughter can help the body produce pain-killing opiate-like chemicals.  

An Immune System Trained to Kill Cancer

A team of doctors and medical researchers at the University of Pennsylvania tried a bold new experiment on three leukemia patients who seemed to have no hope left. One of them was 65-year-old William Ludwig.
Doctors removed a billion of his T-cells — a type of white blood cell that fights viruses and tumors — and gave them new genes that would program the cells to attack his cancer. Then the altered cells were dripped back into Mr. Ludwig’s veins.
At first, nothing happened. But after 10 days, hell broke loose in his hospital room. He began shaking with chills. His temperature shot up. His blood pressure shot down. He became so ill that doctors moved him into intensive care and warned that he might die. His family gathered at the hospital, fearing the worst.
A few weeks later, the fevers were gone. And so was the leukemia.
Another patient had a complete remission, and the third had a partial remission. What is surprising about the experimental treatment is that it uses diabled HIV-1, the virus that causes AIDS, to carry the new cancer-fighting genes to the patient’s T-cells.
The University of Pennsylvania team seems to have hit all the targets at once. Inside the patients, the T-cells modified by the researchers multiplied to 1,000 to 10,000 times the number infused, wiped out the cancer and then gradually diminished, leaving a population of “memory” cells that can quickly proliferate again if needed.
The researchers remain cautious, because so few patients have been given the treatment, and because the therapy itself can be dangerous. But Mr. Ludwig has gained 40 pounds and a playing golf again. Read how they did it at the New York Times here.

Odd hiccup cures that work

Putting a penny on your head won't help, but holding your breath for 10 seconds often can.  
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Ziggy

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How the Beatles Officially Ended

... at Disney World
Technically, it is hard to pinpoint the exact moment when the Beatles ended as a group. John Lennon had officially walked out of a meeting at Apple headquarters, with the other three Beatles present, on September 20, 1969. His immortal words, just before he haughtily exited, were, “I want a divorce. Just like the one I got from Cynthia (his first wife).” Other things were said, but suffice it to say, with these words, the die was cast.
Interestingly, Ringo had already quit the band, back in August of 1968, during the recording session for The White Album. In January of 1969, during the filming of The Beatles’ last movie Let It Be, George Harrison too got fed up with the quarreling and the sniping -and Yoko Ono- and he, too, made for the nearest exit. “See you around the clubs, George said as he bolted. Both George and Ringo were eventually talked into returning, although John never did.
Paul was the first to publicly announce an and to the Fab Four, on April 10, 1970, with a formal newspaper interview, declaring, in so many words, the fact that “I’m quitting the Beatles.”
Although the four had split up in the real world, there was still a lot of legal red tape to be cut before the “official” split could actually take place.
Finally, after four long years of court battles, lawsuits, subpoenas, public and private acrimony, and millions of dollars, the official dissolution of the Beatles was about to take place. With just a few kinks left to iron out, the dissolution meeting was set to take place at the Plaza Hotel in New York City -ironically (and sadly) the first place the Beatles stayed in America when they first arrived there in 1964. The meeting was scheduled for December 19, 1974.
 
Both George and Paul made special arrangements and flew in to be present for the joint signing of the required papers. Ringo was the only Beatle not present for the historic occasion. He had already signed the necessary documents back in England.
At the Plaza, George arrived with his lawyer and his business manager. Paul came accompanied by his own lawyers. And Ringo’s lawyer and business manager were present on his behalf.
Two teams of lawyers for Apple (one for the U.S. and one for the U.K.) gathered around a very large table to get all the signatures on the paperwork dissolving the partnership. Ringo was on the phone, to confirm that he “was alive.” Paul and his wife Linda had a camera set up to document the historic occasion. Finally, after a long wait, George said what everyone was thinking, “Where’s John?”
“Good question,” replied his lawyer.
Incredibly, John had played hookey and ducked the meeting. To add to the growing anger of all present, John lived within walking distance (or at least a short cab ride) of the Plaza, right in New York City.
George’s lawyer put in a call to John. (At the time, John was living with his secretary, a pretty girl named May Pang. He was going through a separation with his wife, Yoko Ono.) John refused to come to the phone. May took the call and told the lawyer that John had decided not to come to the meeting at the Plaza. His official reason: “The stars aren’t right.”
It was one thing to put up with John’s fads and passions and idiosyncrasies, but to not attend this important meeting because of the misalignment of his astrological charts was pushing the envelope a bit too far. George was already in a dour mood. He was in the middle of a tout, he was getting lousy reviews, and his voice was strained and nearly shot. First, he blamed his lawyer for John not coming. Soon, all the other lawyers erupted at George’s lawyer. Then furiously, George picked up the phone.
“Take off your G*****n shades and get the f*** over here!” he barked at his former bandmate. (George, although he did have a strong temper, nonetheless always idolized and worshiped John, no matter what Lennon had put him through over the years. George saying such a violent thing to John was completely out of character. It was very clear that the stress of his own unsuccessful tour, plus the weight of the moment, had overtaken the normally level-headed ex-Beatle.)
May asked innocently if George wanted to talk to John.
“No! Just tell him whatever his problem is, I started this tour on my own and I’ll end it on my own!” George barked and slammed the phone down.
John was listening over May’s shoulder.
Paul and his wife Linda came by the visit John the next day, realizing how upset John was over the agreement. Paul reassured John, “We’ll work it all out.”
 
George’s rage didn’t last long. A message arrived at John’s home: “All is forgiven. George loves you and he wants you to come to his party tonight.” John and May did go to the party at the Hippopotamus Club, where George, John, and Paul all hugged.
John and May left New York the following day to spend Christmas at West Palm Beach, Florida. On December 29, 1974, the voluminous documents were brought down to John in Florida by one of Apple’s lawyers.
“Take out your camera,” John instructed May, wanting her to capture the moment for posterity. Then he called George’s lawyer to go over some final points. When John hung up the phone, he looked out the window wistfully. According to May, she “could almost see him replaying the entire Beatles experience in his mind.”
John finally picked up his pen and, in the unlikely backdrop of Disney World, at the Polynesian Village Hotel, officially ended the greatest rock’n'roll band in history by simply scrawling “John Lennon” at the bottom of a page.