by Eddie Deezen
Who
doesn't love Lucy? We can all argue about favorite movies and best
actors and finest directors, but when almost anyone is asked "Who is the
funniest lady in the history of television?" the answer is pretty much
unanimous.
Lucy was a brilliant comedienne, and her classic TV series
I Love Lucy
has undoubtedly been seen by more people, around the world, than any
show in history. Okay, let's take a look at the legendary redhead (one
of John Belushi's supreme idols, by the way) the one and only Lucille
Ball…
* She used to work as a soda jerk (jerk-ess?). She was fired because she kept forgetting to put bananas in banana splits.
*
Lucy was born a brunette. She later was a blond model. It wasn't until
she was pushing 30 that Lucy first dyed her hair the world-famous red
color. She became a redhead to appear in the 1943 movie
Du Barry Was a Lady.
*
She modeled under the name Dianne Belmont (after the Belmont
racetrack.) She usually modeled heavy fur coats because she was so
excessively thin as a young girl.
* Lucy had no eyebrows. For her first movie role in
Roman Scandals (1933) she shaved her eyebrows off. (She played a slave girl.) They never grew back.
* Her favorite movie role was in
The Big Street
(1942). Lucy was extremely proud of her performance and she never
forgave ASCAP for not nominating her for a Best Actress Academy Award.
* Lucy was stricken with rheumatoid arthritis early in her modeling career. It took her two full years to re-learn how to walk.
* The
first time she met future husband Desi Arnaz, Lucy had a black eye and a
torn dress. She had been filming a fight scene in the movie
Dance, Girl, Dance (1940). Lucy later put on her own clothes and make-up and saw Desi again.
Desi, who at first did not find her attractive, immediately changed his mind. “That's a big hunk o' woman,” he said.
*
Lucy was terrified of birds. Because birds were her main phobia, Lucy
refused to stay in any hotel room that had pictures of birds or had
birds on the wallpaper. No birds or pictures of birds were ever allowed
in her home.
* She was superstitious about using the letters "A" and “R.” Lucy considered them good luck.
* In
I Love Lucy she played "Lucy Ricardo.” In
The Lucy Show she played "Lucy Carmichael.” In
Here's Lucy she played "Lucy Carter.” In
Life with Lucy she played "Lucy Barker.”
To her, her career was not hugely successful until she became "Lucy Arnaz" after marrying Desi Arnaz.
*
Lucy once panhandled for a penny. As a young girl in New York, she once
reached in her pocket and found four cents- one cent shy of subway
fare. She panhandled on the street for the penny, until a strange man
saw her and offered her ten dollars. (The man was implying he wanted
"favors" in return for the money.)
“Look mister,” said Lucy, "All I want is one penny!"
*
She was the first woman to ever own her own film studio. As in every
actress's (or actor's) dream, she bought RKO studios, a studio that had
rejected and fired her earlier in her career.
* Lucy did
I Love Lucy
to keep her marriage together. Lucy wanted to do the series so she
would be able to keep her eye on her "wandering" husband, Desi Arnaz,
who had an eye for the ladies.

Henry Fonda was in love with her. According to Fonda's daughter, Jane,
her dad fell "deeply in love" with Lucy during the filming of their
movie
Yours, Mine and Ours (1968). The two were "very close,” recalled Jane (in a Barbara Walters interview).
*
She sent Carol Burnett flowers on her birthday. Lucy passed away on
April 26, 1989. That day, Carol Burnett received the flowers Lucy had
sent her for her birthday.