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Saturday, January 16, 2016

Woman rescued by delivery man while trying to save alpacas from icy pond

A woman is thanking a propane delivery man for helping save her life, after she ended up in an icy pond while trying to rescue alpacas. He saved her life on Tuesday after she fell into a pond while attempting to rescue three of her alpacas who had wandered onto the ice at a farm where she is living in Bellevue, Richland County, South Carolina. The rescuer, Ray Kochheiser, crawled on his stomach onto the ice and pulled Abrahamsen to safety using a rope she had with her to attempt to rescue the drowning animals. Abrahamsen said he managed to crawl backwards on the ice and pulled her out.
She estimated she was 30 feet out onto the pond and the water was over her head. She said it was cold but she didn't feel it since she was in shock. "He told me he saw me go down with the Gator and some ropes and he saw me go (fall) in," she said. "How do you say thank you to somebody who risked his own life?" asked Abrahamsen, who now has 66 alpacas at Alpaca Galazy Suri Ranch. The three alpacas, Lolita, Morningstar and Kharites, did not survive, but she said that their bodies had been recovered. And while it was sad to lose her animals, she said her brother was able to harvest the meat and hides.
Since her husband passed away, she's been in the process of trying to sell 90 percent of her herd. She currently raises the animals for their fiber and also shows them. Abrahamsen said she was evicted from her farm in March 2015. "So here I am homeless with 70 alpacas, three dogs and two horses," she said. Among the kind strangers Abrahamsen met after her husband's death was a woman Sandra Whatman who she quickly connected with because her husband also died. The woman began helping at the farm and took in Abrahamsen and all her animals.
Abrahamsen said she also wished to thank three emergency rescue personnel from Bellville-Jefferson Fire Department who arrived in time to assist her at the house. She said alpacas have never been known to wander onto icy ponds but for some reason they did. She did not know how deep the water was when she went out to attempt to rescue her animals. "I wasn't thinking and I thought one of them was standing in the water but it turned out she was treading water," she said. Kochhesier later told Abrahamsen that when he climbed the fence at the property to get to her quickly, he got quite the shock, because it's electrified to keep the animals in. He also admitted to her afterwards that he doesn't swim.

Fugitive caught trying to blend in with herd of alpacas after losing control of stolen car

A fugitive burglar who crashed his getaway car during a police chase has been jailed after he was caught in a field, trying to blend in with a herd of alpacas. Christopher Dixon lost control of the stolen car on road outside Darts Farm at Clyst St George, east Devon, and was followed by police through marshland onto the shopping complex's animal corner. Dixon had stolen the Rover in a burglary in Cheltenham and driven it at full speed down the M5, only stopping to fill up with petrol and leaving without paying. He was spotted by police leaving the motorway at Exeter Services and heading towards Exmouth on the A 376. He tried to shake them off by doing a U-turn and doubled back on himself twice during the chase. He forced one driver to veer off the road to avoid him as he overtook on a stretch of road which reduced from two to one lane and others to take evasive action as he drove down the middle of the highway. Dixon, aged 38, of Cheltenham, admitted burglary, theft, driving while disqualified and dangerous driving and was jailed for two years and six months and banned from driving for three years by Recorder Mr Philip Mott, QC, at Exeter Crown Court. He told him: "When you were followed by the police, you tried to avoid them. You did so at increasing speeds and increasing risk to other road users, a number of whom had to go onto the nearside verge to avoid collisions.
"It was undoubtedly and obviously dangerous driving and you eventually failed to take a corner and hit the curb and stopped. You ran away across marshland but were arrested." Mr Robert Morgan-Jones, prosecuting, said Dixon broke into a house in Cheltenham in the early hours of July 2 and a family with two children slept upstairs. He stole a purse and the keys to a Rover 25 car and raided the fridge, which he left open. He then tried and failed to use a bank card before driving to Exeter via Weston-Super-Mare, where he bilked at a filling station. Police were watching the M5 because Dixon was thought to be heading for Exmouth and he was seen at about 7.25am and followed onto the A 376.
Mr Morgan-Jones said he used a path between the carriageways to turn round to try to avoid police and almost forced another driver off the road. He eventually headed onto the road to Topsham where he drove in the middle of the carriageway, forcing other drivers to take evasive action. Dixon lost control on the bend after Darts Farm and fled on foot over marshland into the Animal Corner, where police arrested him among a herd of alpacas which were kept as an attraction for young visitors. Miss Ros Collins, defending, said Dixon's life has been blighted by drugs since he was abused while in care as a teenager and he had spent half his adult life in jail. She said he was a victim of a revolving door syndrome and would continue to offend until he received help to overcome his anger problems and addictions.

Woman briefly jailed for battery for 'intentionally sneezing' in courtroom bailiff's face

A woman from Channahon, Illinois, “intentionally sneezed” in a bailiff’s face in a Will County courtroom. Mellissa Estelle, 24, was jailed on a battery charge in connection with the alleged aggravated sneezery.
Estelle was in court on Wednesday morning for a traffic case when a bailiff repeatedly reprimanded her for putting her feet on the seats and speaking loudly while the judge was on the bench.
Estelle then “got up from her seat, approached the bailiff face to face, within three to four inches, and ‘intentionally sneezed’ into the bailiff’s face,” police said.
The bailiff reportedly told county deputies “that ‘a mucous-type substance’ was on her face after the incident.” The bailiff also accused Estelle of pushing her in the chest. Estelle spent more than six hours in jail before she was released on $1,000 bond.

Police hope that robber's distinctive underpants will help identify him

Police hope a distinctive pair of underpants will help them identify men they wish to trace following a robbery.
Breadsall Priory Country Club, near Derby, was targeted in the early hours of Sunday. Officers said two masked men, one armed with a hammer, entered the venue and threatened a member of staff before taking cash from the safe.
CCTV images show a suspect wearing what police describe as "distinctive underwear". One of the suspects is said to be white, about six feet tall and of medium build.

The second is described as black and about the same height and build. Anyone with information is asked to contact Derbyshire Police.

Man assaulted for second time after refusing attacker's apology for initial assault

A 21-year-old man is facing charges of aggravated assault after allegedly giving another man a concussion and cracked nose during a live show at Cafe Coco in Nashville, Tennessee.
According to the police affidavit, Austin Tice allegedly punched another man in the eye during the show. The victim then went to an adjacent hallway where Tice followed in an "attempt to apologize."
The victim told Tice he didn't want to be near him, given he had just been assaulted. The man says Tice then "became upset that his apology was refused" and punched the man in the eye again. The man told police he received medical attention the next day and had suffered a concussion and cracked nose from the assault.
Following the altercation, the man claims Tice posted "several messages on his Facebook wall and tagged" him. The affidavit states the messages were intimidating or threatening and the victim felt threatened by the messages. Tice, of Nashville, is facing charges of harassment and aggravated assault causing serious bodily injury.

Man arrested after broken Hello Kitty toothbrush led to luggage held hostage and brawl at hotel

A luggage mix-up at Disney's Animal Kingdom Villas in Orlando, Florida, led to a couple locking themselves in their room and refusing to come out without compensation for a broken Hello Kitty toothbrush. Hotel staff called deputies early on Monday morning after unsuccessfully trying for more than two hours to get 14 bags of luggage that had mistakenly been delivered to the couple's room, according to an Orange County arrest report.
The couple, Setia Kurniawan, 49, of Australia, and his wife, Vonni Gustimego, 44, were staying in room 7845. The bags were supposed to be delivered to room 7854. When the hotel realized the mix-up, a manager went to the couple's room and tried to get the bags. The couple were upset, though, about a Hello Kitty toothbrush that broke while at the hotel. It is unclear how the toothbrush was broken. They demanded compensation, and when the hotel manager refused to immediately help, they escorted her out of the room and held the luggage hostage.
The manager told deputies the couple were "aggressive" and "confrontational when she contacted them about the mishap," the report states. When deputies arrived shortly after midnight, they announced themselves as law enforcement and knocked on the couple's door for more than 10 minutes. Deputies said the couple refused to open it, though, despite being threatened with arrest if they didn't give up the bags. Deputies said Gustimego eventually opened the door "abruptly," letting them inside to see the mixed-up luggage sitting in the foyer area. As they walked in, she stuck her finger in one of their faces and started yelling.
The deputy said he pushed Gustimego's hand down and then saw Kurniawan lunge toward him. He got Kurniawan on the ground, as Gustimego grabbed the hotel manager and pulled her into the room by her jacket. Deputies said she then hit a hotel security officer's ear. The deputies eventually secured the couple and arrested Kurniawan on charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, grand theft and resisting and officer without violence. He was taken to the Orange County Jail and released a short while later on bail. Deputies released Gustimego at the hotel to care for the couple's children. It is unclear if they were compensated for the toothbrush.

"Red Lady of Paviland"

In January 1823, William Buckland discovered in Goat's Hole, one of the Paviland Caves on the Gower, one side of a human adult skeleton, stained with red ochre and accompanied by seashell necklaces which he incorrectly assumed was a female and became known as the"Red Lady of Paviland".
Buckland who was Professor of Geology at Oxford Univerity and a christian also underestimated the dating of the find as he believed that no human remains could be dated earlier than the bible's great flood. However, further examinations have shown that the "Red Lady" was in fact a male and at 24,000, the oldest known ceremonial burial in Western Europe.

Why Aren't Humans Cannibals?

Cannibalism is one of our biggest taboos, with good reason. For starters, it's gross, and for other starters, it's a fast track to some gnarly diseases. However, that's not to say early man didn't eat, er, other early men.

Tweak in gene expression may have helped humans walk upright

Tweak in gene expression may have helped humans walk uprightTweak in gene expression may have helped humans walk upright
Consider the engineering marvel that is your foot. Be it hairy or homely, without its solid support you’d be hard-pressed to walk or jump normally. Now, researchers at the Stanford University School of Medicine and the HudsonAlpha Institute for Biotechnology in...

Scuba Diver Hangs out Between 2 Continents

Iceland lies at the border between the Eurasian and North American tectonic plates, which are moving away from each other at the rate of 2 centimeters per year.
In the late 18th Century, one spot in the gap known as the Silfra fissure formed. It gradually filled with water from a nearby glacier. The resulting lake, which is called Þingvallavatn, is world-renowned by scuba divers for its crystal clear waters.
Not only is the scenery beautiful, but Þingvallavatn also gives divers the chance to be right between the two tectonic plates. Discovery reports:
According to Padi 5 Star Dive Center, which operates tours of the park, the lake's crystal clear water comes from a nearby glacier. As it travels to the lake, the water must pass through porous volcanic rock, which effectively filters out impurities. Padi claims that divers can drink the clean water, saying that it is "as pristine as water can get."
You can see visually stunning videos of the Silfra fissure at Vimeo.

This Lake Fell off a Cliff

This is what Peel Plateau Lake in the Northwest Territories of Canada looks like now.
It used to look like this. But now much of the lake has fallen off a cliff. That's because the natural wall that separated the lake from the cliff was made of permafrost. When the permafrost recently melted, the lake spilled over, as you can see in this time-lapse video:

Discovery quotes the Northwest Territories Geological Survey about the event:
"When the slump eroded to the edge of the lake, about half of the lake volume estimated to be about 30,000 m3 drained in about 2 hours by pouring over the slump headwall and forming a temporary waterfall 10 to 15 m high," the agency explains in a news release. "Peak flows lasted less than 30 minutes and flow rates reached at least 10 m3/second."

Hunting Uranus, Naked Black Holes and Space Fungus

Often overlooked, Uranus, one of the solar system's 'ice giants,' can prove a challenging, but worthwhile target for amateur astronomers this month.
Astronomers have discovered a rather odd discrepancy in the heart of a distant galaxy -- it contains two supermassive black holes, but one of those black holes is 'naked', with few stars surrounding it.
Four zinnia plants on the International Space Station are sickly or dead after mold was discovered in the Veggie experiment facility in late December, according to NASA.

Scientists try to stay grounded amid rumors that gravitational waves were discovered

Scientists try to stay grounded amid rumors that gravitational waves were discovered

X Marks The Spot

NASA intrigued by 'X' seen on surface of Pluto

Peru Moves to Protect Giant Manta Rays

Peru protects the world's largest population of manta rays from fishing

Top 2015 Underwater Marine Life Photography

Winning images capture rarely seen marine life behavior, close-ups of shy creatures and dreamy ocean scenes.

Officials searching for coyote with jar on its head

State officials are asking for the public’s help tracking down a coyote that was spotted in Pembroke, New Hampshire, with a jar on its head.
Multiple residents have reported seeing the coyote walking around at the weekend. A resident was able to snap a photo of the animal. No one has reported a sighting since.
A spokesperson for the New Hampshire Fish and Game said it’s not known whether the the coyote managed to get the jar off its head or if it wandered deeper into the woods.

A Conservation Officer who spotted the coyote attempted to catch to remove the jar, but the animal ran off when he approached. Anyone who sees the animal is asked to keep distant and contact New Hampshire Fish and Game.

Snowy owl captured in flight by traffic camera

Spectacular images of a snowy owl in flight in Canada have been captured by Transport Quebec's traffic camera along Montreal's Highway 40.
The images were captured on Jan. 3 by a traffic camera at Highway 40 and Sources Boulevard. According to Barbara Frei, the director of the McGill Bird Observatory, this young female was probably looking for a place to perch.
"I think they are attracted specifically to the highway because it has open, grassy fields nearby which is perfect for hunting their favorite prey, which is small rodents," she said.

"They like to get a good lay of the land and the high lamp posts or other posts that they can perch on while hunting just suits them perfectly." Snowy owls breed north of the Arctic Circle, where they hunt in the summer.

Animal Pictures


Friday, January 15, 2016

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Today in History

1624
Riots flare in Mexico when it is announced that all cults are to be closed.
1811
In a secret session, Congress plans to annex Spanish East Florida.
1865
Union troops capture Fort Fisher, North Carolina.
1913
The first telephone line between Berlin and New York is inaugurated.
1919
Peasants in Central Russia rise against the Bolsheviks.
1920
The Dry Law goes into effect in the United States. Selling liquor and beer becomes illegal.
1920
The United States approves a $150 million loan to Poland, Austria and Armenia to aid in their war with the Russian communists.
1927
The Dumbarton Bridge opens in San Francisco carrying the first auto traffic across the bay.
1929
The U.S. Senate ratifies the Kellogg-Briand anti-war pact.
1930
Amelia Earhart sets an aviation record for women at 171 mph in a Lockheed Vega.
1936
In London, Japan quits all naval disarmament talks after being denied equality.
1944
The U.S. Fifth Army successfully breaks the German Winter Line in Italy with the capture of Mount Trocchio.
1949
Chinese Communists occupy Tientsin after a 27-hour battle with Nationalist forces.
1965
Sir Winston Churchill suffers a severe stroke.
1967
Some 462 Yale faculty members call for an end to the bombing in North Vietnam.
1973
Nixon announces the suspension of offensive action by US troops in Vietnam.
1973
Four of six remaining Watergate defendants plead guilty.
1975
The Alvor Agreement is signed, ending the Angolan War of independence and granting the country independence from Portugal.
1976
Sara Jane Moore sentenced to life in prison for her failed attempt to assassinate  Ford.
1991
UN deadline for Iraq to withdraw its forces from occupied Kuwait passes, setting the stage for Operation Desert Storm.
1991
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II approves Australia instituting its own Victoria Cross honors system, the first county in the British Commonwealth permitted to do so.
1992
Slovenia and Croatia’s independence from the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia is recognized by the international community.
2001
Wikipedia goes online.

After Years of Proxy War, Saudi Arabia and Iran Are Finally Squaring Up in the Open

Why Are Americans So Pathetically Ignorant About Politics?

The likely voter model in that poll you’re reading about is probably garbage

Vote via ShutterstockStudy: the likely voter model in that poll you’re reading about is probably garbage
Polls are more accurate when they verify that their respondents are actually registered and have voted before.

The Infrastructure Cure For The Economy

The Infrastructure Cure For The Economy
The economy suffers from lack of demand. How do you increase demand in an economy? With jobs that pay well. How do you get jobs to pay well? Maintain our infrastructure.

Strong Job Growth In 2015 Still Couldn’t Give Workers A Raise

Hiring surges as US economy adds 292,000 new jobs in December

Hiring surges as US economy adds 292,000 new jobs in December

45 Million Americans Live in Poverty

Can Statins Lower Sleep Apnea Risks?

One Mom's Race to Legalize Medical Cannabis in Her State and Potentially Save Her Daughter's Life

US urges people to eat less sugar ...

US urges people to eat less sugar -- but experts say officials are still cowed by food industry lobbyists

When Are You Really an Adult?

There are so many steps to becoming an adult, and they all take place at different times in one’s life. At what point do you really consider yourself an adult? Puberty is too early in modern society. Buying a house or having children doesn’t apply to everyone, at any age. And having a job or moving away from your family depends more on the current economy than one’s age. Defining when someone becomes an adult is like trying to pinpoint a certain drop of water in a moving river.
In fact, if you think of the transition to “adulthood” as a collection of markers—getting a job, moving away from your parents, getting married, and having kids—for most of history, with the exception of the 1950s and 60s, people did not become adults any kind of predictable way.
And yet these are still the venerated markers of adulthood today, and when people take too long to acquire them, or eschew them all together, it becomes a reason to lament that no one is a grown-up. While bemoaning the habits and values of the youths is the eternal right of the olds, many young adults do still feel like kids trying on their parents’ shoes.
“I think there is a really hard transition [between childhood and adulthood],” says Kelly Williams Brown, author of the book Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps, and its preceding blog, in which she gives tips for navigating adult life. “It’s not just hard for Millennials, I think it was hard for Gen X-ers, I think it was hard for Baby Boomers. All of a sudden you’re out in the world, and you have this insane array of options, but you don’t know which you should take. There’s all these things your mom and dad told you, presumably, and yet you’re living like a feral wolf, who doesn’t have toilet paper, who’s using Arby’s napkins instead.”
The Atlantic looks at the transition to adulthood in many dimensions: physical maturity, intellectual capability, legal status, those markers we often use, and the changes in society that make them less useful in determining what adulthood really is. When did you start to consider yourself really an adult? Or have you?

Pretty Girls Get Better Grades

Teen brutally stabs store clerk to death in second attack on Sikhs in Fresno in a week

Suspect in fatal stabbing of Sikh store clerk in Fresno (KFSN)
Teen brutally stabs store clerk to death in second attack on Sikhs in Fresno in a week

High school cancels basketball season after players charged with rape over brutal pool cue hazing incident

A Tennessee school superintendent has canceled the remainder of the season for the Ooltewah high school boys’ basketball team after a freshman player said he was raped by teammates.

Cop Arrested Twice for Assaulting Women, Stayed a Cop and Was Just Arrested a Third Time

Woman stole phone from man with trousers around ankles in amorous alleyway encounter

A man with his trousers around his ankles had his mobile phone stolen by a woman after they got ‘amorous’ in an alleyway. Police said she ‘ran off laughing’, leaving him undressed in Manchester city center. A theft investigation is now underway after the incident was reported to police by the victim, who had met the woman earlier in a nearby bar.
A police spokesman said: “We are highlighting the incident not to further embarrass the victim, but as a reminder to others. Even in the height of passion, it’s important to keep an eye on your valuables.” The man, who hasn’t been named, called police himself to report the theft. He told officers that they ended up in an alleyway off Portland Street in the early hours of Sunday.
Police said he remembered that his mobile phone was inside one of the pockets of his trousers. He reported being ‘intimate’ with the woman in the alley, with his trousers pulled down, when she ran off laughing, the spokesman added. He then discovered that his mobile phone was missing, and told police that he suspected her of stealing it.
In a Tweet, GMP’s Manchester city centre division issued a warning. Officers said: “Beware; Victim reports met woman in bar, ends up in alley getting amorous & while trousers round ankles she ran off with his phone laughing.” No arrests have been made as yet. No further details or descriptions have been released.

Drunk man found passed out in car while utilizing penis pump led police on chase

A motorist found passed out at an intersection in York County, Pennsylvania, while "utilizing" a penis pump fled from officers, prompting a brief chase, according to charging documents. Chad Michael Kagen, 39, of Springettsbury Township, faces a second-degree misdemeanor charge of fleeing or attempting to elude police according to court records.
He has not yet been arraigned and has a preliminary hearing set for Jan. 28, records state. It's the second time in 18 months that he's been accused of causing a police chase. Township officers were called to the intersection shortly after 5am on Dec. 13 for a report of a man slumped over the steering wheel, police said. The first officer on scene found Kagen passed out in the driver's seat of a borrowed Volkswagen Touareg, with a penis pump in operation, charging documents state.
The driver-side window was down, and the officer could smell a strong odor of alcohol, after which it took him "several minutes of yelling" to wake Kagen, documents state. Kagen turned off the SUV's ignition after being told to do so, and said he was on his way home from a York City bar, police said. "(Kagen's) speech was slurred and his eyes were glassy and bloodshot," charging documents state. As other officers arrived, Kagen "slowly reached for the ignition button and turned the vehicle back on," according to documents.
He was ordered to turn off the vehicle, but instead he put the Touareg in drive and took off at a high rate of speed, police said. Police gave chase with lights and sirens activated but lost sight of the vehicle. They filed the fleeing-or-eluding charge on Dec. 22. But they did not file a drunken-driving charge. Springettsbury Township Police Lt. Todd King said that's because Kagen's blood-alcohol level wasn't tested. "Without having him available to test, we could not charge him with a DUI," King said.

Flea-bitten empire ...

'Roman soldier' (Shutterstock)
What did the Romans ever do for us? The surprising answer turns out to be lice, fleas, bed bugs, bacterial infections from contamination with human feces, and 25 foot-long tapeworms, a misery spread across the empire by the Roman passion for fermented fish sauce.

Honduras to make archaeological dig for mysterious 'White City'

Honduras to make archaeological dig for mysterious 'White City'

A Journey to the Oldest Cave Paintings in the World

Leang Jarie, or “Cave of Fingers,” in the island of Sulawesi in Indonesia has long been known for the stenciled handprints on the walls. But it was only announced in 2014 that the actual age of the paintings there and in other caves on Sulawesi were determined to be at least 35,400 years. That would make them among the oldest art in the world, and opens up many questions about the evolution and dispersal of humans around the world. The method used to date the paintings is fascinating. Archaeologist and geochemist Maxime Aubert knew that analyzing radioactive decay would give a date to inorganic material that carbon dating can’t.
Instead of analyzing pigment from the paintings directly, he wanted to date the rock they sat on, by measuring radioactive uranium, which is present in many rocks in trace amounts. Uranium decays into thorium at a known rate, so comparing the ratio of these two elements in a sample reveals its age; the greater the proportion of thorium, the older the sample. The technique, known as uranium series dating, was used to determine that zircon crystals from Western Australia were more than four billion years old, proving Earth’s minimum age. But it can also date newer limestone formations, including stalactites and stalagmites, known collectively as speleothems, which form in caves as water seeps or flows through soluble bedrock.
Aubert got a chance to analyze the cave paintings on Sulawesi, which were partially covered by speleothems (called popcorn). As they formed on top of the images, they have to be younger than the paintings themselves. 
Aubert spent a week the next summer touring the region by motorbike. He took samples from five paintings partly covered by popcorn, each time using a diamond-tipped drill to cut a small square out of the rock, about 1.5 centimeters across and a few millimeters deep.
Back in Australia, he spent weeks painstakingly grinding the rock samples into thin layers before separating out the uranium and thorium in each one. “You collect the powder, then remove another layer, then collect the powder,” Aubert says. “You’re trying to get as close as possible to the paint layer.” Then he drove from Wollongong to Canberra to analyze his samples using the mass spectrometer, sleeping in his van outside the lab so he could work as many hours as possible, to minimize the number of days he needed on the expensive machine. Unable to get funding for the project, he had to pay for his flight to Sulawesi—and for the analysis—himself. “I was totally broke,“ he says.
The very first age Aubert calculated was for a hand stencil from the Cave of Fingers. “I thought, ‘Oh, shit,’” he says. “So I calculated it again.” Then he called Brumm.
“I couldn’t make sense of what he was saying,” Brumm recalls. “He blurted out, ‘35,000!’ I was stunned. I said, are you sure? I had the feeling immediately that this was going to be big.”
The dating method is just one small part of an article at Smithsonian magazine about the Indonesian cave paintings. Take a tour to the caves themselves, and learn why their age is so important to our understanding of human history.

The Human Epoch

In 1 million years, the epoch that we are now living in will likely be characterized by animal and plant remains, along with a strange mess of industrial pollutants.