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Friday, March 26, 2010

In Matters Of Health

In Matters Of Health

Supplementing the diets of overweight people with one type of human gut microbe makes them lose weight
Census figures show that the average life expectancy for Americans in 2010 is 78.3 years.

Best new light menus at chain restaurants

One eatery infamous for belt-busting entrees has revamped its entire menu.  
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Experts make bold breast cancer claim

Up to one-third of cases could be prevented with lifestyle changes, researchers say.  
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The truth about acai drinks

The popular berry may offer health benefits, but some advertisements go too far.  
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Unhealthiest food choices at the mall

Besides the standard fast food items, malls offer unique treats bursting with fat and calories.  
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Loss of reefs could prove devastating

Loss of reefs could prove devastating

The supply of fish and seafood would be greatly reduced if the world's coral disappears, experts warn.
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Interesting In General

Interesting In General
This is not a joke people.
Although with the TSA you can never be sure.
How the TSA will inspect your monkey

Flying with a service monkey? Have no fear, the TSA has a set of easy-to-follow rules governing the passage of monkey helpers through airport checkpoints:
# When the handler and service monkey go through the walk through metal detector and the detector alarms, both the handler and the monkey must undergo additional screening. # Since service monkeys may likely draw attention, the handler will be escorted to the physical inspection area where a table is available for the monkey to sit on. Only the handler will touch or interact with the service monkey.
# Security Officers have been trained to not touch the service monkey during the screening process.
# Security Officers will conduct a visual inspection on the service monkey and will coach the handler on how to hold the monkey during the visual inspection.

Army changes basic training for 'softer' kids

After 20 years, the Army is changing its procedures to address the impact of video games. 
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The battle over carry-on luggage

Flight attendants are demanding new policies for passengers with oversized bags.  
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Wreckage of WWII Navy dive bomber found

Loggers stumble across debris from a formidable warplane known in its heyday as "the Beast."  
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Make Your Own Earth Hour Event

From Treehugger:
earth hour usa map
It is hard to find out exactly what is happening on Earth Hour; most activities are pretty local. Thirty states are turning out the lights in their governor's mansions and other public buildings, and according to USA Today, the Empire State Building, the Golden Gate Bridge, the Las Vegas Strip, Niagara Falls and the Willis Tower, formerly the Sears Tower, are all shutting them down. (although why office buildings like the Empire State and the Sears tower would have them on during a Saturday night is beyond me)
Even Mount Rushmore is shutting off the lights for the first time. "As stewards of our national parks, we want to be visible leaders," says Navnit Singh, spokesman of South Dakota's Mount Rushmore National Memorial.

It's The Economy Stupid

It's The Economy Stupid                                                         

How to tell if you're middle-class

Find out what typical median-income families earn, and how much they spend on homes and cars. 
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Things bosses should never say

Managers looking to burn out workers or crush their initiative might try these phrases.  
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How your freezer can save you money

It sounds odd, but putting wax candles on ice will make them burn longer.
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Why the stock market looks risky

Despite the recent rally, Wall Street could be in for a rude awakening.
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Thousands of Hill staffers make six figures

Some top congressional aides earn almost as much as elected officials.
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White House unveils new home-loan plan

In an effort to stem foreclosures, the Obama administration will help troubled borrowers get new loans.
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Taxpayers foot bill for empty buildings

The government owns many crumbling properties that have been vacant for years.
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Odds and Sods

Odds and Sods
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Simpsons grunt has global clout
"D'oh!"  'the grunt of frustration used by Homer Simpson' has had the most impact on the English language among many coined by the TV show, an international survey of translators said Thursday.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
Today's astrological buffet is chock full of frustrations -- and if you're trying to convince a family member to do something they've been resisting, it probably won't get much better. Should you give up? Absolutely not. Why would you even ask?
Some of our readers today have been in:
Shah Alam, Selangor, Malaysia
Granada, Andalucia, Spain
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
London, England, United Kingdom
Bhubaneshwar, Orissa, India
Zagreb, Grad Zagreb, Croatia
Bucaramanga, Santander, Colombia
Claremont, Tasmania, Australia
Rome, Lazio, Italy
Seoul, Kyonggi-Do, Korea
Lublin, Lubelskie, Poland
Zwolle, Overijssel, Netherlands
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Chatswood, New South Wales, Australia
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Wolverhampton, England, United Kingdom
Darmstadt, Hessen, Germany
Leeds, England, United Kingdom
Caracas, Distrito Federal, Venezuela
New Delhi, Delhi, India
Northampton, England, United Kingdom

as well as Scotland, Brazil, Wales, Hong Kong, and the United States in such cities as Sheffield, Prescott, Indianapolis, Cornell, Chicago, Bear, El Paso, Oakland and more

Today is Thursday, March 25, the 84th day of 2010.
There are 281 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holidays and celebrations are:
Pecan Day
and
Letting Go Of Stuff Day

Also, for those adhering to the traditional ways and the laws of Nature today is New Years Day

In Matters Of Health

In Matters Of Health
Poll show health care plan gains favor
More Americans favor than oppose the health care overhaul that President Obama signed into law Tuesday.

Overblown fears about health care reform

Certain claims about the health care overhaul have sparked dramatic rumors.  
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Fast-food chains to post calorie counts

Soon you won't be able to eat a Big Mac without knowing that it has more than 500 calories.
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Why food companies are cutting salt

Consumers will benefit from lower sodium levels, but food manufacturers have other motives.  
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Foods that help — and hurt — your sleep

Many people think warm milk, herbal tea, or a carbohydrate-rich meal will promote sleep.
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Small pleasures to enjoy every day

101 small pleasures to enjoy every day

It's easy to forget all of the little things that can brighten your day.
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As The World Turns

As The World Turns
From Treehugger:
dmz nature reserve photo  
Photo via Constantin B.
In 1953, the Korean Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) was established to provide a buffer between the conflicting Northern and Southern nations--and today it is the most heavily militarized border in the world. But amid this icon of armed standoffs, in the narrow strip that divides the Korean Peninsula where no one is allowed, a highly diverse ecosystem has blossomed. And now, in a rare putting-aside of differences between the two countries squared off along the DMZ, the two Koreas will work together for the preservation of the corridor that has so long divided them.
Grape-gobbling baboons prefer pinot noir, chardonnay
Largely undeterred by electric fences, hundreds of wild baboons in South Africa's prized wine country are finding the vineyards of ripe, succulent grapes to be an "absolute bonanza," said Justin O'Riain of the University of Cape Town.

Private security guards shot and killed a Somali pirate during an attack on a merchant ship off the coast of East Africa in what is believed to be the first such killing by armed contractors, the EU Naval Force spokesman said Wednesday.

China begins blocking Google's uncensored HK content
As expected, China has fired back at Google in the company's attempt to redirect users from Google.cn to its uncensored Hong Kong site. Not only has the country replied with a fiery retort, it's begun blocking some access to Google.com.hk from mainland China. 
Well there goes our China readers again

Island in dispute disappears into the sea

For nearly 30 years, India and Bangladesh have argued over control of a tiny rock isle.  
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Google's Corporate Site Hacked, Displays Chinese
Google was hacked on Wednesday morning, in what appears to be an obvious reprisal from their recent move of redirecting mainland Chinese users to uncensored search results from their Hong Kong site.

Anglo-Saxon treasure to remain in region where discovered
It's not that I don't love seeing the big museums with their impressive collections, but this is really a nice ending to a great story. The amateur metal detector was scanning farm land and found the historic treasure in the British Midlands and fortunately, it will stay thanks to donors as well as help from the British Museum. It's great to see such a treasure in smaller museums in smaller cities. This is a great opportunity for the host cities to generate more visitors.
A grant of £1,285,000 from the National Heritage Memorial Fund (NHMF) will keep the glittering treasures of the Staffordshire hoard, the most spectacular heap of Anglo-Saxon gold ever found, in the region where an amateur metal detector found it last summer after it spent 1,300 years buried in a nondescript field.

The grant goes to Birmingham and Stoke-on-Trent museums, which will share the treasure, having raised the £3.3m necessary to pay Terry Herbert, who found the gold, and farmer Fred Johnson, the owner of the field where it was discovered.

Unusually for the fund, when the trustees met today there was no argument about the extraordinary quality of the hoard, or the merits of making the grant. Dame Jenny Abramsky, chair of the NHMF, said: "The Staffordshire hoard is an extraordinary heritage treasure. It is exactly the sort of thing the National Heritage Memorial Fund was set up to save, stepping in as the 'fund of last resort' when our national heritage is at risk, as a fitting memorial to those who have given their lives in the service of our nation. We're delighted, in our 30th anniversary year, to be able to make sure it stays just where it belongs, providing rare insights into one of the more mysterious periods of our history."

The State Of The Nation

The State Of The Nation

Health care backlash getting personal

Some lawmakers are requesting extra security after threats and vandalism.  
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Nocturnal Knitters Tag Up New Jersey Town
Rogue Band of "Salty Knitters" Gain Mystery and Buzz by Covering Tree Branches and Light Poles with Little Sweaters West Cape May, NJ has been tagged up, by knitters.
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Texas man convicted of killing 3 seeks reprieve from Wednesday execution for DNA to be tested

Texas death row inmate Hank Skinner doesn't deny he was in the house where his girlfriend was fatally bludgeoned and her two adult sons stabbed to death in 1993, but he insists that DNA testing could exonerate him.
This is in Texas folks so don't hold your breath.


Pot legalization headed for November ballot in California
The California Secretary of State is expected today to certify a measure that would ask voters this November whether marijuana should be legalized and regulated for adult recreational use.

The ballot measure would mark the second time in nearly 40 years that people in the Golden State would decide the issue of legalization, though the legal framework and cultural attitudes surrounding marijuana have changed significantly the past four decades.

If Californians were to pass the measure, it would be the first in the nation to do so as similar efforts in other states all have failed. California would also have the most comprehensive laws on legal marijuana in the entire world, marijuana reform advocates say. Opponents are confident they will easily defeat the measure.

Backers needed to collect at least 433,971 valid signatures of registered voters. They submitted nearly 700,000 signatures.

The initiative calls for allowing Californians 21 and older to grow and possess up to an ounce of marijuana under state law. Local jurisdictions could tax and regulate it, or decide not to participate. Marijuana would continue to be banned outright by federal law.

"There is no state that currently allows adults to grow marijuana for personal (recreational) use, but what is totally different and will be a game-changer internationally is this would allow authorized sales to adults as determined by a local authority," said Stephen Gutwillig, California State Director of the Drug Policy Alliance Network, an organization advocating for changes in drug laws.

The major backers of the initiative - the founder of an Oakland-based marijuana trade school, a retired Orange County judge and various drug law reform organizations - are planning to oversee a $10 million campaign to push the measure.

Allen St. Pierre, the executive director of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws, said the organization plans to focus its efforts to pass the proposition and said the California effort is notable because it likely will be funded by the marijuana industry.

"This is being launched at a time not only of mass nationwide zeitgeist around marijuana, but acutely in California," he said. "Almost all other (marijuana) initiatives were poorly funded and what funding there has been ... was purely philanthropic."

But opponents, which likely will include a large coalition of public safety associations, said that once voters understand the implications of the measure it will be handily defeated.

"The overarching issue is given all the social problems caused by alcohol abuse, all the social and public safety problems caused by pharmaceutical abuse and the fact that tobacco kills - given all those realities, what on Earth is the social good that's going to be served by adding another mind-altering substance to the array," said John Lovell, a lobbyist for a number of statewide police and public safety associations.

Additionally, he said, employers and other entities that receive federal money may not be able to meet federal standards for drug-free workplaces if the measure passes, putting billions of federal dollars in jeopardy.

"It's terrible drafting ... that will cause the state of California significant fiscal problems," he said, adding that when these issues are presented to voters the measure will "sink like a rock in the North Atlantic."

Attitudes of voters in California have increasingly moved in favor of full legalization of marijuana. Californians passed Prop. 215 in 1996 to legalize marijuana for medical use. A bill in the Legislature would also legalize adult recreational use and Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has said it is an idea that should be debated, though he personally opposes it.

A Field Poll taken last April found 56 percent of voters backed the idea of legalization and taxation of marijuana. The measure will add to an already crowded November ballot, with an expensive gubernatorial race looming along with other statewide offices.

Prominent candidates running for higher office, including Democratic Attorney General Jerry Brown who is seeking the governorship and San Francisco District Attorney Kamala Harris, a Democrat who is running for attorney general, have said they oppose the initiative. Don Perata, former Senate President Pro Tem and candidate for Oakland mayor, supports the initiative.

The major Republican candidates oppose the measure.

Richard Lee, the founder of Oaksterdam University, has spearheaded the effort and said he is not concerned about prominent political opposition to the plan, noting the similar lack of support for Prop. 215.

"I think the voters lead the politicians on this issue and they realize that," Lee said.
Washington to legalize pot in November
(or at least vote on it)
Five activists have filed a ballot initiative that would legalize all adult marijuana possession in Washington state.
Its sponsors include two Seattle lawyers as well as the director of Seattle's annual Hempfest. The group calls itself Sensible Washington, and says it's time that the state's government stop wasting money on police, court and jail costs for people who use or produce marijuana.
Douglas Hiatt, a lawyer who represents medical marijuana patients, told The Associated Press after filing the initiative Monday that the proposal would remove all state penalties for adult possession of pot. Criminal penalties for juvenile possession and for providing the drug to juveniles would remain in place. Marijuana would also remain illegal under federal law.
Hiatt says volunteers are lining up to collect the more than 241,000 valid signatures required to place the initiative on the November ballot.

TSA may install devices at airports to detect and track personal gadgets
The Transportation Security Administration is said to be considering installing bluetooth sensors at US airports to sniff out personal electronic equipment and track its movement—and by extension, the movement of the human carrying it. USA Today reports that "the aim is to track how long people are stuck in security lines," and that wait time data could then be posted on websites and inside airports.
tsa.jpgThe TSA is in the early phases of exploring the technology, which Purdue University researchers tested for a month last year at Indianapolis International Airport. Thumbnail-size receivers near checkpoints detected serial numbers emitted by some electronic devices being carried by passengers. The receivers recorded the time when a passenger entered a security line and the time when the same passenger cleared the checkpoint, Purdue transportation engineer Darcy Bullock said. Only part of each serial number was recorded, and the numbers were quickly deleted, he said. Some electronic devices automatically broadcast, or "chirp," their serial number every 15-20 seconds when they are turned on. People can set their devices so they don't broadcast. Bullock found he could detect signals from 6% to 10% of Indianapolis passengers. "We sit there and listen, capturing the unique identifier," Bullock said.
Marc Rotenberg of the Electronic Privacy Information Center said Bullock's current system minimizes privacy risk by recording partial serial numbers. But he worries that could change.
The TSA says a few European airports are already using systems like this, and that London's Heathrow Airport plans to start soon. Absolutely nothing about this could possibly go wrong!

Two plead guilty to stealing baby formula

The ringleaders of a group accused of stealing more than $20,000 worth of baby formula from stores and then selling it at a discount have pleaded guilty.

Local Hospitality

Local Hospitality
Mayor Foxx wants to speed up investigation of harassment allegation
Charlotte Mayor Anthony Foxx wants to speed up the hiring of an outside investigator to probe allegations that a council member sexually harassed a city employee.

CMS board votes to start layoffs of 600 teachers
STAFF
The Charlotte-Mecklenburg school board Tuesday voted 6-3 to launch layoffs of approximately 600 teachers and cut pay for all 224 assistant principals in 2010-11.



Team's black recruits caught in controversy

Young football players are being asked to reconsider their commitments to the University of South Carolina.
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soccer
El Tri sends Mexico's fans into frenzied 'futbol' fiesta
For one strange and wonderful Wednesday night in Charlotte, we had Cinco de Mayo, the World Cup and a Grateful Dead concert bundled into one.

Scientific Minds Want To Know

Scientific Minds Want To Know

'Woman X' may be new human ancestor

A bone discovered in a Siberian cave gives clues to a never-before-seen pre-human.
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The unusual social structure of sweat bees is providing some of the best evidence yet that living in a society can boost brain size
So much for abstract thought – even high-concept thinking may be rooted in the way we experience life physically.
An icy inferno, a lively snowball, another Earth and two flying saucers – there's more to the sun's family than gas giants and potato-shaped rocks.


Prime chance to gaze at Mars

The Thursday night sky offers one of your last opportunities for a good look at the planet until 2012.
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Iceland Volcano Continues Erupting