Night Funny

Time may or may not be a great healer, but it's sure one terrible beautician!

New and Improved Declaration of Independence

The shrub and company released the new and "official" version of the Declaration of Independence.

In part it reads:

We hold these truths to be self evident, that all White, Heterosexual, Christian, Wealthy American Men are created equal. --

That they are endowed by the Christian God with certain unalienable Rights. --

That among these are Life and Liberty and the pursuit of Security through military might. --

That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Supreme Courts deriving their just powers from the President and Vice President. --

That whenever any form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to try to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government, not that it will work, but they can try all they want.

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The thing is this is no joke ... it is the mentality of the cabal ... and you wonder way you have that burning and pressure sensation in your backside ... getting screwed in the wahzoo does that to you, especially when they aren't using any lube!

(Thanks to Hoolie for the original inspiration.)

Try it you'll like it.

The fastest growing form of recreation and mode of living is Naturism.

It is a 10 Billion dollar a year segment of the vacation industry alone.

Why not give it a try?

Living in harmony with nature, the way nature intended for you to.

Check out the Naturist Society and see what it is all about.

And I Quote

"Patriotism means to stand by the country.

It does not mean to stand by the president!"

~ Theodore Roosevelt

Morning Funny

I am proud to say that my wife lets me run things around the house ...
errands, the lawnmower, dishwasher ...

It's the Fourth of July

It's the fourth of July and as we try to celebrate this divided nation's birthday let us look to the natural world and if this two can get along ...

Night Funny

Were it not for camping, the world would be full of malnourished mosquitoes!

Methane Kills Five In Virginia

Model of Methane Gas molecule:






Bridgewater, Virginia:

Five people where killed on a dairy farm in this rural area of Virginia by inhaling methane gas from a manure pit , including four members of a Mennonite family.

The story of how it happened runs something like this ... A worker on the farm was transferring manure form one pit to another when there evidently was a blockage in the pipe at which point the worker crawled down into the pipe and passed out from the odorless fumes.
Whereupon the Mennonite farmer went down the pipe to recuse the worker and fell to the gas in suit, followed by his wife and their two children ... daughters aged 11 and 9.

When rescue workers arrived it was not a rescue but a recovery mission after they had cleared the pipe of methane and the blockage. Family and friends arrived to milk the cows and finish transferring the manure and cleaning up.

CH4 (methane gas) is formed by the liquid manure in the pits (and by other biological elements breaking down, i.e., garbage, lawn trimmings, etc.) and can be very dangerous in an enclosed space... so watch out around that mulch pile in your own backyard if it is under any type of roof to hold the gas close to the ground.

NC-17

Be advised that the following image has been rated NC-17 and those under 17 years of age must skip to the next post!

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That's it buddy, don't say I didn't warn you!

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Have you ever noticed ...

Have you ever noticed that the blithering and blathering coming from the right is extremely moronic and infantile?
The left has better minds and better voices and far less idiotic dithering.

As a true Independent Soul, it causes worry and strife to think of the trepidations we have suffered and continue to suffer from the knee-jerk cabal that stole control of this nation nearly seven years ago.

It makes me truly sad that I spilled my blood for this nation and it makes me madder than hell that some idiot (he was Army so it's to be expected) veteran gave that total waste of humanity in the White House one of his Purple Hearts a while back because he was a veteran too, and 'wounded' by all the critics and world opinion of him ... total bullshit!!!!

The shrub is not nor never was a 'veteran' - not one person who was actually in the units he was said to be in remembers him ever being in their unit and 'wounded' by the entire world, well when you make Adolf Hitler look like a nice and sane individual, people not liking you kind of goes with the territory.
(sorry to be late with this rant, but I have a real life unlike this deluded Army Vet and that pile of lying horse dung in the Oval Office).

Semper Fi

Morning Funny

My buddy Charles likes to be alone in the woods,

go places where few have gone before and face seemingly impossible challenges.

Unfortunately, he does all this while golfing.

And I Quote

"Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising."

Mark Twain

No Joking Matter

You don't joke about bombs at airports and you don't joke when you're standing before the registrar about to say your wedding vows!

That's what a bride in Austria discovered the hard way.

Tina Albrecht, 27, meant to tell her fiance that yes, of course she would marry him.

But when the registrar asked the question during the ceremony, and Tina joked and said "I don't," then corrected herself, it was too late.

Under Austrian law, if either party says no to the key question, the wedding is off for ten (10) weeks, to prevent forced marriages.

"In hindsight, I guess it wasn't so funny," said Tina!

Night Funny

A great musician can bring tears to a person's eyes.

But, then again, so can an auto mechanic!

Three Hour Marathon

Having just spent 3 hours on the phone to tech support for a security update that failed to load in its automatic download and sent my computer on a mystical journey enter the ether of cyberspace, I am numb except for the static echoing in my head.

But you just got to love your security on your computer when it doesn't allow itself to update itself.

Now, if it would only keep out the viruses, spyware, malware, adware and pop-ups it allows, all will be right in the cosmos.

Communing with the Gods.

Screwy Hoolie from "Scrutiny Hooligans" found my blog and asked if I was in the Asheville area.

Sorry, no I am communing with the Gods in the Lake Norman area, just a wee bit further east.

But not to worry, I do have relatives in the Haw Creek area of Asheville and several friends there.

Also, we spend a lot of time in the area and being on the blogroll in Asheville would be ok with me.

You knew it was going to happen ...

Who says CRIME doesn't pay!?!

You knew it was going to happen.
Today without comment the shrub commuted the prison sentence of his buddy I. "Scooter" Lewis Libby, thusly assuring the convicted felon will not spend any time behind bars.

And, that 250K fine levied upon Libby is going to be paid by funds raised through the 'crony' network, so he doesn't have to pay even that!

So, when do you think the pardon will come?
January 19, 2009!

Morning Funny

Railroad timetables are SO precise
that they tell you that you'll arrive in St Louis at exactly 10:23 A.M.

(Give or take a few days)!

Can't Possibly Be True!

This is the first in what will be an ongoing series of stories that Can't Possibly Be True but in fact are.

Hall of Fame Lawyer

Keneth Glenn Hinson, 48, who had served time for raping a 12-year-old, girl was arrested last year after two teenage girls reported that they had been kidnapped from their bedroom and dragged into a tiny dungeon-like hole in Hinson's backyard, bound with duct tape and raped repeatedly.

Despite the evidence Hinson's defense lawyer Rick Hoefer managed to convince a jury in Darlington, South Carolina, to find Hinson Not Guilty on all charges this past April (based on the girls' inconsistent testimony).

Hinson remains in jail today only on an unrelated gun charge!

What is this world coming to?

What is this world coming to?

The relatively recent creation of almost-obscene wealth among the 'noveau riche' had precipitated a crisis in Britain and New York City because the resulting demand for professional butlers far exceeds the current supply.
Longstanding butler schools in both countries are running at capacity, turning out debonair, refined manservants at salaries that may exceed $100,000 (plus in the U.S., and extra $20,000 or so for one that who speaks "British"), but fortunes are being created at an even faster pace, so that, increasingly, multi-millionaires are just having to do without one, according to recent reports in the Wall Street Journal and The Independent of London.

I mean, what is this world coming to when you can't get a good butler when you want one?!?!