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Friday, February 13, 2009

A wee Scottish Tale..

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'*

The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm from England .. Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The keeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!'

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*(For the Scots challenged ... he said 'Do not drink the water! It is full of cow dung and urine!)

Real Time is back


Bill Maher in 2009

On the employment front

From the "Screw you and the horse you rode in on" Department:

More and more companies are fighting their ex-employees' unemployment claims.

More in the Washington Post.

'High' Finance

Knowing the company was effectively bankrupt, Merrill Lynch & Co. paid $3.6-billion in bonuses, with the approval of the company's new owner, Bank of America.
More at Bloomberg News Service.

Management at bailed-out firms Morgan Stanley and Citigroup's Smith Barney will hand out their ordinary billions in bonuses, but they understand the PR challenge well enough that they've specifically told recipients not to call them bonuses. They're "retention awards", now.
More at ThinkProgess.

Hobbled Swiss banking giant Credit Suisse will pay bonuses too, but they're paying them by handing out stock in a new hedge fund comprised of toxic investments. Clever.
More in The Independent (London, UK).

In Ireland they're effectively nationalizing its biggest banks.
More in the International Herald Tribune.

Items in the News

Talis Colberg, the Alaska Attorney General who tried to circumvent the ''troopergate'' investigation last fall, has resigned.
More in the Anchorage (AK) Daily News.

After winning a lawsuit over having protesters shot in Africa, Chevron is now demanding legal fees from the Nigerian villagers. They want $500,000. From Nigerian villagers.
More in the Los Angeles Times.

Stewart Parnell, the owner of Peanut Corporation of America, took the Fifth Amendment in non-testimony before Congress, when asked about his personal approval for knowingly shipping out contaminated peanuts. Production at the company's Plainview plant has been halted, after a large pile of dead rodents, rodent droppings, and bird feathers were discovered in the ceiling over the plant's production facilities.
More in the Associated Press.

A federal court says Verizon can't use begging and pleading to stall customers who want to cancel their accounts.
More at CNet News.

The Vatican is evolving, or at least conceding that Charles Darwin may have had a point.
More in the London Times.

The Pinky P.O.V.


Pinky and The Brain

Liars and Fools

Today's Liars and Fools are:

Our Food is Full of Crap ...

... as well as Rodent Hair, Mildew, and Bugs.

In the wake of the peanut butter salmonella scare (caused by rats, roaches, and other awfulness inside the factory), an op-ed in today's New York Times examines the government's standards for acceptable levels of gross stuff in food. According to the writer, you likely ingest up to two pounds of "flies, maggots and mites" each year, without being aware.

Excerpt:
In its (falsely) reassuringly subtitled booklet “The Food Defect Action Levels: Levels of Natural or Unavoidable Defects in Foods That Present No Health Hazards for Humans,” the F.D.A.’s Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition establishes acceptable levels of such “defects” for a range of foods products, from allspice to peanut butter.

Among the booklet’s list of allowable defects are “insect filth,” “rodent filth” (both hair and excreta pellets), “mold,” “insects,” “mammalian excreta,” “rot,” “insects and larvae” (which is to say, maggots), “insects and mites,” “insects and insect eggs,” “drosophila fly,” “sand and grit,” “parasites,” “mildew” and “foreign matter” (which includes “objectionable” items like “sticks, stones, burlap bagging, cigarette butts, etc.”).

Tomato juice, for example, may average “10 or more fly eggs per 100 grams [the equivalent of a small juice glass] or five or more fly eggs and one or more maggots.” Tomato paste and other pizza sauces are allowed a denser infestation — 30 or more fly eggs per 100 grams or 15 or more fly eggs and one or more maggots per 100 grams.

The Maggots in Your Mushrooms (E. J. Levy / New York Times)

Here's that happy-fun FDA publication: "The Food Defect Action Levels - Levels of natural or unavoidable defects in foods that present no health hazards for humans."

Bon appetit!

Research on snap judgments based on people's faces

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New Scientist reports on the research of Princeton University's Alexander Todorov, who finds that "snap judgments are based on an 'overgeneralization' of an evolved need to read facial expressions for signs of danger.

Brits: rally to save your right to photograph the police at Scotland Yard

Britons are planning on rallying at Scotland Yard on February 16, 2009 to protest the new law that lets the cops throw you in jail for ten years for photographing them in action, if your photo is "likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism."
The National Union of Journalists, in association with British Journal of Photography, has called for photographers to make their voices heard at a rally on 16 February as a new law is introduced that allows for the arrest - and potential imprisonment - of anyone who takes pictures of police officers 'likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism'...

The NUJ has teamed up with Mark Thomas, a writer, broadcaster, comic and political activisit, along with Chris Atkins, who is behind the documentary Taking Liberties, and BJP for a 'photo opportunity' outside New Scotland Yard on Monday 16 February. 'The plan is simple, turn up with your camera and exercise your democratic right to take a photograph in a public place,' says Marc Vallee, an NUJ member who will be there on the day, and who himself clashed with police over the right to photograph public events

Man charged with arson in Australia fire

A media report says a suspect has been charged with lighting one of the wildfires that killed more than 180 people in Australia last weekend.

Australian Broadcasting Corp. reported Friday that the man was charged in court on three counts: arson causing death, lighting a wildfire and with possession of child pornography.
The report cites no sources.

The man did not appear in the Morwell Magistrates Court, where he was ordered to undergo psychiatric evaluation.

The arson charges are connected to a blaze known as the Churchill fire, one of hundreds that raged through southeastern Victoria state last Saturday, killing more than 181 people and destroying almost 2,000 homes.

Our Readers

Today some of our readers hailed from:

Athens, Attiki, Greece
Erfurt, Thuringen, Germany
Deming, New Mexico, United States
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Beaverton, Oregon, United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You can still get your message across, if it's carefully chosen.

Great!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Right to privacy


Swill O'Really rails about the 'right to privacy is tantamount'.
That is ... if you agree with him ... if not, then screw your right to privacy.

Most Americans want investigations

Close to two-thirds of those surveyed said there should be investigations into allegations that the shrub and cabal used torture to interrogate terrorism suspects and its program of wiretapping U.S. citizens without getting warrants.

Political Commentary

"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician.
I, for one, believe the piano player to be much more honorable than most current politicians.'

~ Harry Truman

And I Quote

"Behind every economic catastrophe you will find a Republican president."

~ Bartcop, and if you want to challenge me on that, bring your wallet

Not me, I don't bet against the truth.

Blogger's Legal Guide


The difference between you and the reporter at your local newspaper is that in many cases, you may not have the benefit of training or resources to help you determine whether what you're doing is legal. And on top of that, sometimes knowing the law doesn't help - in many cases it was written for traditional journalists, and the courts haven't yet decided how it applies to bloggers.

But here's the important part: None of this should stop you from blogging. Freedom of speech is the foundation of a functioning democracy, and Internet bullies shouldn't use the law to stifle legitimate free expression. That's why EFF created this guide, compiling a number of FAQs designed to help you understand your rights and, if necessary, defend your freedom.


Having been the victim of a gaggle of internet bullies I know a bit about this. At a forum I was assaulted by several of these 'internet bullies' and stood up and backed them down from a direct attack ... however they colluded to go underhandedly and cry foul that I would stand up to them and accused me of their very tactics behind the scenes.

Health News

Genetic map of cold virus a step toward cure

Researchers have solved the first step in treating the common cold, by mapping its entire genome, or genetic map, teams from the University of Maryland and the University of Wisconsin-Madison reported today.

"We have the pieces all in place. They can't go in any other way. Now we have to understand what the pictures are telling us," said Dr. Stephen B. Liggett, professor of medicine and physiology at the University of Maryland School of Medicine and director of its Cardiopulmonary Genomics Program.

The research was published in the online edition of the journal Science on Thursday afternoon.

Technically known as the human rhinovirus infection, the common cold is responsible for half of all asthma attacks and is a factor in bronchitis, sinusitis, middle-ear infections and pneumonia. The coughs, sneezes and sniffles of colds impose a major health care burden in the United States -- including visits to health care providers, cost of over-the-counter drugs for symptom relief, often-inappropriate antibiotic prescriptions and missed work days -- with direct and indirect costs of about $60 billion annually.

"We generally think of colds as a nuisance, but they can be debilitating in the very young and in older individuals and can trigger asthma attacks at any age," Liggett said. "Also, recent studies indicate that early...infection in children can program their immune system to develop asthma by adolescence."

Finding a cure for the common cold has been elusive. That's because the rhinovirus is so complex. Made up of at least 99 different strains, it can infect different people with different symptoms.

By mapping the genome of the common cold and assembling the results into a "family tree," scientists can see how the virus strains are related, as well as their differences. Liggett, who is also the study's senior author, says this is a breakthrough in solving the common cold puzzle because. "At least now we have an understanding of which virus one might have."

Now that the pieces are together, drug companies can work on developing new treatments that would either halt or prevent the cold virus before it begins to spread.

Researchers found that human rhinoviruses are organized into about 15 small groups. So the idea of one drug fits all probably won't work, Liggett says. "Our mindset right now is to consider more along the antiviral treatment, rather than vaccines, but always keep an open mind to the new technology of vaccine development."

Investigators are so optimistic with their findings that they predict the development of new drugs within the next two to five years, depending on Food and Drug Administration approval, which could mean one day soon, runny noses caused by colds may be a thing of the past.

Tylenol poisonings: 25 and still going

The items seized at a Boston-area home last week are being examined in Chicago as part of the investigation into the 1982 Tylenol poisonings that caused seven deaths, an FBI spokesman said Wednesday.

A week ago, authorities seized a computer and boxes of files from James W. Lewis' home in Cambridge, Mass.
The recent activity has raised hopes of a long-awaited break in the case.
Investigators returned to Chicago last weekend and began sorting through the items Monday, according to FBI spokesman Ross Rice.

"They brought with them the items that were recovered during the search, and they're now involved in the process of going through, very meticulously, all of those items to try to determine if there's any link to our investigation," Rice said.

Lewis served more than 12 years in prison for trying to extort money from Tylenol's makers after the cyanide poisonings.
But he has denied having anything to do with the deaths.

As for the recent activity in the investigation, the FBI gave little details about its basis but cited forensic advances and tips spurred by the 25th anniversary of the poisonings.

Over three days beginning on Sept. 29, 1982, seven people died after taking cyanide-laced Tylenol in the Chicago area.
The poisonings triggered a huge recall and eventually led to the widespread adoption of tamperproof packaging in food and medical products.