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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
The pace of your life is a lot faster than you may realize right now.
Your unconscious speed may not be bothering you, but it might be bothering the people in your life.
This go-go attitude of yours might be sending out the wrong message -- a vibe that says you're not willing to wait for anyone else to catch up, that says you've got too many important things to do.
But that's not really true, is it?
Make sure you're in step with everyone else right now.
You could use the company!

Some of our readers today have been in:
Canberra. Australian Capital Territory, Australia
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Gloucester, England, United Kingdom
Gengenbach, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
Hyvinkaa, Southern Finland, Finland
London, England, United Kingdom
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan, Mlaysia
Geneva, Geneve, Switzerland
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Heidelberg, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
Bergen Op Zoom, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
Liverpool, England, United Kingdom


as well as Slovakia, Malta, Bulgaria, Israel, Finland, Austria, Norway, Georgia, Mexico, Peru, Kuwait, Serbia, Bangladesh, Latvia, Greece, Scotland, Hong Kong, Denmark, Wales, Iran, Singapore, Poland, Taiwan, Sweden, Afghanistan, Belgium, Tibet, Croatia, Pakistan, Romania, Paraguay, Sudan, Vietnam, Argentina, Cambodia, Egypt, France, Estonia, Puerto Rico, Maldives, Qatar, Brazil, New Zealand, United Arab Emirates, Slovenia, China, Iraq, Ecuador, Nigeria, Colombia, Chile, Honduras, Paupa New Guinea, Moldova, Venezuela, Germany, Mexico, Saudi Arabia, Ireland, Czech Republic, Vietnam, Norway, Finland

and in cities across the United States such as Palo Alto, Hana, Chicago, Baltimore and more.

Today is:
Today is Wednesday, May 18, the 138th day of 2011.
There are 227 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holidays or celebrations are:
International Museum Day
and
Turn Beauty Inside Out Day.

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The End is Nigh, and It Is Beautiful


Stephanie Vetter captured this photograph of an aurora over Jökulsárlón, a glacial lake in Iceland.
It won an international competition for landscape astrophotography.

Egyptian Appointed Acting Leader Of Al-Qaida

An Egyptian who was once a Special Forces officer has been appointed "caretaker" leader of al-Qaida in the wake of Osama bin Laden's death, according to a source with detailed knowledge of the group's inner workings.

More repugican chicanery

Get a load of this horseshit:
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Clarence 'Slappy' Thomas is comparing critics of the clown court to die-hard sports fans who won't say anything good about rivals and wonders whether they suffer from a "disease of illiteracy or laziness."

Thomas told the Augusta Bar Association on Tuesday that the "nagging" that dominates public discourse must stop because society is reaching the point where it is beginning to undermine the integrity of the law.
Now this is rich - the most illiterate and lazy buffoon among them calling his critics such - but typical repugican wingnut ... accuse everyone else of being what you really are.

And as to the undermining the integrity of the law ... he as usual has it backwards - the 'nagging' critics are what's keeping he and his fellow wingnuts from scuttling the law entirely thus far.

The Town on the Wrong Side of the Fence

 
The United States built a fence along the Mexican border, but the mud along the Rio Grande is too soft to support a fence. In Brownsville, Texas, that means it was built a couple of miles north the river, which cuts off an American neighborhood from the rest of the U.S.

The residents are not happy.
“I’ll say right off the bat that I’m a wingnut – I believe in hard work and I believe our border needs to be secure,” says Debbie Loop, whose 15-acre citrus farm is on both sides of the fence. “But when they signed this fence into law, nobody stopped to think Texas isn’t Arizona or California. Our border does not run dirt to dirt. Any idiot could have told them that. My grandchildren now live on the wrong side. Who is going to protect them? Who protects me when I’m in my orchards after dusk? I just want to work hard and earn a living. But they’ve changed this place forever.”

It's The Economy Stupid

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Government vs. private sector

The wingnut mantra is "less government, more private sector" because the private sector creates all of the jobs and polices itself so that we can trust them more.



And the Moon is made of Green Cheese.

Repugicans, bought by Big Oil, block vote to end Big Oil subsidies

The vote was nearly 100% party line, repugicans defending billions in subsidies to Big Oil while they talk about eliminating Medicare and cutting $4 trillion from programs that help you every day.

Here's the vote tally. "Yea" is a good vote, but 60 votes were needed because the repugicans were filibustering again.

More on how Big Oil bought the vote:
The 48 Senators that voted against cloture today on S. 940, the Close Big Oil Tax Loopholes Act, have received $370,664, on average, in campaign contributions from the employees and political action committees (PACs) of oil and gas companies during their time in Congress, while those who voted to consider the legislation received just $72,145, on average.

Cleaning Chicago River a waste of money

Chicago water boss: if we took the sewage out of the Chicago River, people might swim and drown!

Terrence O'Brien, president of Chicago's Metropolitan Water Reclamation District, has told the EPA that he doesn't think that Chicago should clean the mountains of toxic sewage out of the Chicago River, because if they did, people might swim in it and drown.
Making the Chicago River safe enough for swimming would waste taxpayer money and increase the risk of people drowning, officials who oversee the waterway said today... Chicago is the only major U.S. city that fails to disinfect its sewage. The sharp contrast between the Chicago River and most other waterways can be summed up in part by tests for fecal coliform, a microscopic bacterium that indicates the presence of human waste and is measured in colony forming units, or CFUs.

Non Sequitur

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How To Deal With A Difficult Boss

Survey results indicate that approximately 40% of employees have had to deal with a bad boss. Further, a Gallup survey of over 1,000,000 employees found that the most prevalent cause for people leaving is their immediate supervisor. Clearly, bad bosses are a significant problem for their employees and their companies in terms of innovation, turnover and profits.

Badbossology.com provides the latest news on bad bosses along with relevant resources to assist people in: Understanding and analyzing their boss to develop an action plan, protecting themselves safely, reducing their boss's power over them, and achieving career success in spite of their boss.

The truth be told

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Family's plan to save $12,975

They’ll still be able to take a vacation, thanks to a few painless budget cuts.  
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Awesome Pictures

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Odds and Sods

A retired prison guard from Wisconsin who appeared in the anti-fast food documentary "Super Size Me" ate his 25,000th Big Mac on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, the 39th anniversary (to the day) of eating his first ... nine.

The good news for an 18-year-old Texas man is he has his wallet back. The bad is that it has landed him under arrest, facing fraud and drug charges.

Russian police said on Tuesday they had detained a man who was caught eating an acquaintance's liver.

An Alaska bear hunter who was severely mauled by a grizzly over the weekend has been flown to Seattle in critical condition, authorities said on Monday.

It's all Baloney anyway

Big Border Bologna Bust: 
U.S. seizes nearly 400 pounds of illegal Mexican meat
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U.S. Customs and Border Patrol officers intercepted 385 pounds of Mexican bologna after finding the contraband luncheon meat behind the seat of a pickup truck stopped at the port of Santa Teresa, New Mexico, last Friday. I wonder how they sniffed that one out. Guess the smuggler didn't do a very good job of hiding the salami, so to speak.
"Usually officers see one or two rolls of bologna, not 35 as in this case," quoth the AP. "Officials say this marked the largest bologna bust ever recorded at the Santa Teresa crossing."

Panera bakery chain tries "pay what you can" model for "community kitchens"

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Panera Bread has been experimenting with "pay what you can" restaurants for about a year, at three of its 1500 US locations. So far, the model seems to be working.
Most patrons, it finds, drop the entire retail cost, or more, into the voluntary donation box, in essence subsidizing a meal for somewhat who can't pay the full amount. Panera says about 60 percent leave the suggested amount; 20 percent leave more; and 20 percent leave less. The largest single payment so far? One person paid $500 for a meal. Few people seem to be taking unfair advantage of the system. Most know that wouldn't be fair. Not paying when you could "is like parking in a handicapped spot," Mr. Shaich says. "The lesson here is most people are fundamentally good."

The Science and Art of Cheese


KQED's excellent QUEST science TV program explores the "Science and Art of Cheese." From QUEST:
Cheese. It comes in more than 2,000 varieties – hard, soft, fresh and aged - and it’s been with us for thousands of years. Take a journey to Cowgirl Creamery in West Marin to learn how artisan cheese is made and how scientists are putting cheese under the microscope to gain new insights about this incredible, edible food.
"The Science & Art of Cheese" And also from QUEST, this bonus Web short, "The Terroir of Cheese":
"Terroir" is a French word that has historically been used to describe the geographical features such as climate, soil and topography that lend unique flavor characteristics to a wine. Now this term is being applied to artisan cheese, underscoring the importance of location in the production of award-winning, handmade cheese.
"The Terroir of Cheese"

Police admit boy aged nine arrested for drink-driving was actually nineteen

A police force has admitted a records mix-up after it wrongly declared that a nine-year-old boy had been arrested for drink-driving. The "schoolboy" was in fact a 19-year-old male but his date of birth had been initially inputted incorrectly on to the custody system.

Cumbria Constabulary released the information at the weekend in response to a Freedom of Information request for details of under 18s arrested for car crime in the north of England over the past two years. However, the birth date error was repeated as the disclosure made national and local newspaper headlines.


A spokeswoman for Cumbria Constabulary said: "The information used in this article came from a Freedom of Information request that was submitted to Cumbria Constabulary regarding the number of people under the age of 18 involved in vehicle-related crime.

"Unfortunately, the data provided by the constabulary about a nine-year-old drink-driver was incorrect. This error occurred because the male's date of birth was initially recorded on our custody system incorrectly, but this was later amended to his correct age of 19. We apologize for any inconvenience caused."

Chinese man has chilli pepper removed from lung after year-long cough

A chilli pepper has been removed from the lung of a man in China's Heilongjiang province, one year after he choked on it.


Wang Yuxiang from Longjiang county visited his local hospital to treat his year-long cough, but doctors soon found the cause to be something rather unusual.