Just found out ...

Just found this out ...

There are only 19 people in the US that have my name, so you know it's not John Smith.

Only 19 out of over 500 million.

The Mrs., will be shocked to know there are so many of us.
She is forever saying "Thank, god there is only one of you!"

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Just told the Mrs., and her first reaction was "Oh! Fuck!"
Then she said, "19, oh, jesus - there's not but one of my nacktman!"