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Friday, December 5, 2008

Man comes home and finds drunk passed out

From the "Methinks Thou Hast Imbibed In Excess" Department:

Sarasota, Florida, police said a man came home to find a drunk burglar asleep on the living room floor. The arrest report said a 36-year-old man broke into the apartment Wednesday and rummaged through the bedroom and cabinets before passing out.

Police said when he woke up, the man was apparently so intoxicated he thought he was in his own apartment.

Police charged him with burglary and criminal mischief.

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