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Monday, February 3, 2014

Man attempted to rob Hallmark store with card containing death threat

Police in Philadelphia say a man tried to rob a Hallmark store by handing the cashier a card containing a note saying: 'Give me all the money or I will kill you.'
The store cashier was apparently unimpressed with the would-be robber's hostile prose.
Police said the person called over another store employee and informed him what had just happened when the suspect ran off without any money.

Police describe the suspect as a black male in his 40s with a medium build, glasses and a beard and mustache.

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