There's Literally a River in Scotland Flowing with Whiskey

Well, of course! Where you do think the Scots get the good stuff? Scotch whiskey is a natural product. It comes straight out of the ground.
At least, that's what I will insist on believing, despite this news story. STV reports that a tanker truck of 27,500 liters of whiskey...
Let's pause for a moment and ponder that image: an entire truck full of good whiskey!
...okay, back to our story. 6,600 liters of delicious cargo from this truck was accidentally pumped into the wrong vat. It then flowed into the River Ayr. The company that owns the truck was fined £12,000 for reasons I cannot understand.