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Thursday, March 3, 2016

The Daily Drift

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Today in History

1791
Congress passes a resolution authorizing the U.S. Mint; legislation creating the mint will be passed on Apr. 2, 1792.
1803
The first impeachment trial of a U.S. Judge, John Pickering, begins.
1817
The first commercial steamboat route from Louisville to New Orleans is opened.
1845
Florida becomes the 27th U.S. state.
1857
Under pretexts, Britain and France declare war on China.
1861
The serfs of Russia are emancipated by Alexander II as part of a program of westernization.
1863
Lincoln signs the conscription act compelling U.S. citizens to report for duty in the Civil War or pay $300.00.
1877
Rutherford B. Hays, the republican governor of Ohio is appointed president, his election confirmed by an electoral commission after disputed election the previous November.
1878
Russia and the Ottomans sign the treaty of Stenafano, granting independence to Serbia.
1905
The Russian Czar agrees to create an elected assembly.
1918
The Soviets and Germany sign a peace treaty at Brest-Litovsk depriving the Soviets of White Russia.
1919
Boeing flies the first U.S. international airmail from Vancouver, British Columbia to Seattle, Washington.
1923
The first issue of Time magazine is published. It’s editor, Henry R. Luce, is just out of Yale.
1931
Hoover signs a bill that makes Francis Scott Key’s “Star Spangled Banner,” the national anthem.
1939
In Bombay, Gandhi begins a fast to protest the state’s autocratic rule.
1940
A Nazi air raid kills 108 on a British liner in the English Channel.
1941
Moscow denounces the Axis rule in Bulgaria.
1942
The RAF raids the industrial suburbs of Paris.
1945
Finland declares war on the Axis.
1952
The U.S. Supreme Court upholds New York’s Feinberg Law banning Communist teachers in the United States.
1969
Sirhan Sirhan testifies in a court in Los Angeles that he killed Robert Kennedy.
1973
Japan discloses its first defense plan since World War II.
1999
Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky appears on national television to explain her affair with President Bill Clinton.

The Teen Who Invented Bras

Young debutante Polly Phelps didn’t like what her corset did to the appearance of her dress in 1910 and put two handkerchiefs together to replace it. Her brassiere became popular, and she patented it in 1914. She then sold the patent for a pittance, but she didn’t need the money. That’s when Polly’s life got really interesting.
After her invention she met Harry Crosby, who confessed his adoration for her in a Tunnel of Love. She promptly divorced her first husband, married Harry in 1922, changed her name to Caresse and moved to France. Harry had also suggested the name Clytoris, but they decided to name their dog that instead. From Europe, Harry sent a telegram back to Boston to his family declaring: "PLEASE SELL 10,000 WORTH OF STOCK. WE HAVE DECIDED TO LEAD A MAD AND EXTRAVAGANT LIFE."
And it was an amazing life. Caresse Crosby ended up with a list of accomplishments that ranged from substantial to silly, which you can read about at Racked.

Human Teeth Likely Shrank Due to Tool Use

Wisdom teeth may have shrunk during human evolution says a new finding that could lead to a new way of figuring out how closely related fossil species are to modern humans.

U.S. Performs Its First Uterus Transplant

Following on a technique already proven in Sweden, the surgery could help women suffering from infertility.

Can Low-Frequency Sound Waves Make You Sick?

Hush for a second. Can you hear that low, low hum? Neither can we! But, it's there and it may cause some people all kinds of problems. We listen in on spooky, low-frequency tones called infrasound.

Big Corp. Is So Afraid Of A Liberal SCOTUS They Just Settled A MASSIVE Lawsuit

Big Corp. Is So Afraid Of A Liberal SCOTUS They Just Settled A MASSIVE LawsuitBig Corp. Is So Afraid Of A Liberal SCOTUS They Just Settled A MASSIVE Lawsuit
Scalia screwed this chemical company from the grave.

Greedy Oil CEO Fires 20 Percent Of Employees, Awards Himself $18 Million

Schlumsberger CEO Paal Kibsgaard at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology June 2014 Photo: Thor Nielsen/NTNU 
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Greedy Oil CEO Fires 20 Percent Of Employees, Awards Himself $18 Million
Just when you though corporate greed couldn’t get any worse.

Idaho wingnut thinks ‘trauma’ prevents pregnancy in rape

“I read a lot of information. I have read it several times,” Nielson said. “Being a father of five girls, I’ve explored this a lot.”

Wingnuts flip out over Air Force Academy spending $380 so pagan cadets can worship

In a statement, the academy said its cadets have the right to observe any faith, or no faith at all.

How Hollywood appeased wingnuts and forced on-screen couples into separate beds

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As it de-sexualized cinema, production code films dedicated themselves to marriage, an institution they were required to portray as sacrosanct. Adulterers were punished and sex outside of marriage was forbidden. Married couples weren’t cleared for lusty displays, either.

Man paint-bombed furniture store after his new sofa wouldn't fit through the front door

A man who gave the wrong measurements for a new sofa which would not fit into his house claimed he paint-bombed a furniture store in Northern Ireland because he was unable to get his money back. Robert Alan McDowell (47), unemployed, who lives in Ballymena's Harryville area, struck at the Harveys branch in the nearby Braidwater Retail Park on January 27 this year. At Ballymena Magistrates Court on Thursdsy he admitted causing criminal damage which cost £833 to remove paint from shutters and windows.
A prosecutor said McDowell had a dispute with Harveys over an invoice. Defense solicitor Stewart Ballentine said McDowell had paid £700 for a suite of furniture. He added: "It appears he got his measurements wrong and they could not get it through the door". Mr Ballentine said the sofa was taken back and when a refund was not immediately forthcoming " the red mist came down".
However, he now accepts he did wrong and is remorseful. District Judge Des Perry told McDowell he should have contacted a solicitor regarding the dispute and by taking matters into his own hands he now has to pay more. Judge Perry said he would defer sentence until September to allow the defendant to pay for the damage he caused at the store.

Shoplifter said she was too impatient to pay

A Florida woman was arrested after police say she tried to steal $500 worth of groceries from a store because she didn't want to wait in line.
Hope Hanak, 56, from Clermont, has been charged with grand theft and possession of a controlled substance in the incident at the Publix on Citrus Tower Boulevard on Friday afternoon.
Police said Hanak loaded groceries into reusable bags and went to the customer service desk to buy cigarettes. After paying for the cigarettes, she continued to walk out of the store without paying for the other items, according to the report. The total amount of items Hanak had in her bags was $508.75, police said.
The store manager stopped Hanak, then called police. Hanak told police she had "just been been stupid and did not want to wait in line," according to the report. Police said Hanak also told them she had health needs and was taking several medications. At the jail, multiple pills were found in her purse and Hanak did not have a prescription for them, according to police. She was booked into the Lake County jail.

Ham burglar caught after leaving a trail of fat to his front door

A thief led his victims straight to his front door after stealing seven legs of Iberico ham and leaving a trail of fat as he dragged them along the ground. Domingo Infante, 34, arrived at his tapas bar in southwestern Spain on Monday to find the door forced open and the till gone along with a TV and the cured meat that had been hanging above the bar. While he dealt with police and waited for a locksmith to come and fix the damage, wife Cristina, 36, and mother-in-law Maria, 68, spotted a trail of fat on the road outside. They followed it along the pavement to a house behind their family-run business in Sanlucar de Barrameda near Cadiz. They then made a second call to police to say they had caught the suspected culprit. Officers rushed to get a search warrant after being refused entry to the rented property and found two of the legs of ham inside along with the empty cash till and TV. The cured meat has now been taken to the police station along with the other valuables while detectives search for the missing five legs, thought to be in the hands of the alleged criminal’s accomplices.
The break-in happened overnight in the early hours of Monday morning. Infante, whose bar is called Los Caracoles, English for The Snails, said: "We didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. It’s like something out of a silly film. I’ve never imagined my wife and mother-in-law would turn out to be the detectives who solved this. And even then they thought the fat trail from the ham would lead to a car park and a vehicle that had long gone, not a house in the street behind us. There were traces of fat everywhere, on the pavement outside the property, the stairs and even the front door."
The suspect lived there with his parents who wouldn’t let police in at first but they got a search warrant within 20 minutes and found the cured meat when they went inside along with the till and TV. "Each leg was worth around €120 and the till which had about €500 in it was empty. But every cloud has its silver lining and it looks like we’ll be getting some of what was taken back thanks to my wife and mother-in-law." Cristina added: "They smashed the door open and caused a lot of damage. We decided to follow the trail of the ham because they had dragged the legs along the floor. My mum had the idea. We got right to the house. Later we saw how the police brought almost everything that had been stolen out of the same house, except that is the other five legs of ham which we’d still like to get back."

Will Weakening El Nino Give Way to La Nina?

The weather-affecting phenomenon is weakening, and it may be followed by something with far different effects.

Male Nursery-Web Spider Ties Up Partners During Sex

Bondage during mating can be a matter of life and death for the long-limbed arachnid.

Biker Picks Up Abused Dog Off The Road and 'Cycles Him to Safety

Brandon Turnbow, a singer/songwriter from Burleson, Texas, was riding his motorcycle en route to his father's house one day when he witnessed a terrible sight. He noticed a blue SUV that was pulled over, and saw a man in the SUV who looked like he was hitting something, yet the target of the violence was out of Turnbow's sight just then. Turnbow continues the story,
"The opposite side passenger door flies open and the man knocks this little white dog up into the air and onto his back in the ditch. I was in shock at that point seeing this little harmless dog on his back in convulsions from the blow…So I go straight to the place where the dog was and find the dog standing about two feet from the highway where the vehicles were passing. Im scared he is going to dart out and get hit but he doesnt thank God. I jump off my bike and just kneel down beside him and start talking to him. He slowly steps closer shaking like crazy and his breathing was very heavy. I take a chance and just fold my body over him to see if he will bite or trust me. He then just lays his body into me shaking so I just stand up with him in my arms and sit him on the bike seat.”
The SUV driver sped away before Turnbow turned around and was able to reach the scene. But now the dog, whom he calls Mr. Davidson, is in good, caring hands. A look at the smile on the dog's face in the picture below says it all.
Check out Turnbow's Facebook page for more uplifting updates about his new best friend, and follow him on Twitter as well.

Helicopter used to track down runaway unicorn

A white pony dressed as a unicorn eluded the California Highway Patrol on Wednesday night, darting through a busy commute for several hours. CHP spokesperson Officer Joshua McConnell said the pony first ran from a children's birthday party in Madera at around 2:30pm and was recaptured shortly after. "Then it escaped again from another child at about 5:30 pm and ran out on to the roadways.
"It was seen in traffic before it was finally located in an orchard by the CHP H40 helicopter, using the heat seeking FLIR radar," McConnell said. A nearby resident with another horse on her property helped officers approach and finally capture the frisky pony. Some motorists were surprised and were hesitant to report the pony with a horn in the road as a unicorn, but others were quite sure they had actually seen one.
Joking aside, McConnell said, had the pony been hit by a car moving at speed the driver and any occupants could have been seriously injured or killed. Animals running in roads are a daily local roadway hazard, he said, and cause a significant number of traffic accidents when drivers hit them, slam on their brakes or swerve and lose control trying to avoid them. "Children should not be tasked with restraining any animal near roadways, especially the large ones."

The unruly 500 to 600 pound pony would have also likely been injured or killed, he said. "No injures were reported but there were several near misses (by cars). The pony was just lucky. It was to it's owner unharmed and was secured. No citations were issued in this case, but had the pony been hit by a car - it would have been a different story. The business or owner providing the pony would have been financially liable for all injuries, property damages and other costs, which could have been significant," McConnell said.

Horse led to water kept on swimming

A racehorse named Rebel Rover has survived a two-kilometer swim out to sea after being spooked during a training session at a beach in Brisbane, Australia. The five-year-old gelding with a track record of misbehavior was being trained in chest-high water at Sandgate just before 9:00am on Thursday when it was startled, tipped its rider and headed for deeper water.
Rebel Rover swam across Bramble Bay toward Redcliffe and was eventually rescued near Woody Point. Volunteer Marine Rescue Brisbane spokesman Glen Philip said the 90-minute rescue operation was their most unusual call out for help, and a little like herding sheep. "When we got to the horse he was in about four meters of water and he was swimming quite freely," he said.
"Luckily, we were able to maneuver our boat close to him and get a lasso around the top of his head which meant we could pull him nice and close to our boat and put a rope on its bridle." Brisbane Water Police joined the operation, bringing the horse's jockey out to sea to help settle the animal. He managed to jump on Rebel Rover's back and ride the horse out of the water. Rebel Rover's trainer Brad Smith said horses could swim, but did not normally do so very much. "Any other horse, 20 minutes would probably see them out, but this horse - he must have a pretty amazing lung capacity," he said.
"The vet looked at him yesterday and again this morning and he's pretty well amazed with how he's coped with it all. [He's] a little bit tired and sore in the muscles because he was swimming for a hell of a long time, but he's quite remarkable for what he's been through." Mr Smith described Rebel Rover as a character, saying its owners are now tipping big things. "A couple of them told me he could probably run in the Melbourne Cup after that," he said. He also said Rebel Rover had only recently returning to racing after a ban in Victoria for misbehaving in the barriers. Rebel Rover is expected to resume racing next month.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

The Daily Drift

Welcome to Today's Edition of Carolina Naturally.
Torture in Paradise ...! 
 
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Today in History

1776
Americans begin shelling British troops in Boston.
1781
Maryland ratifies the Articles of Confederation. She is the last state to sign.
1797
The Directory of Great Britain authorizes vessels of war to board and seize neutral vessels, particularly if the ships are American.
1815
To put an end to robberies by the Barbary pirates, the United States declares war on Algiers.
1836
Texas declares independence from Mexico on Sam Houston’s 43rd birthday.
1853
The Territory of Washington is organized.
1865
Lincoln rejects Confederate General Robert E. Lee‘s plea for peace talks, demanding unconditional surrender.
1867
The first Reconstruction Act is passed by Congress.
1877
Rutherford B. Hayes is declared president by one vote the day before the inauguration.
1889
Congress passes the Indian Appropriations Bill, proclaiming unassigned lands in the public domain; the first step toward the famous Oklahoma Land Rush.
1896
Bone Mizell, the famed cowboy of Florida, is sentenced to two years of hard labor in the state pen for cattle rustling. He would only serve a small portion of the sentence.
1901
Congress passes the Platt amendment, which limits Cuban autonomy as a condition for withdrawal of U.S. troops.
1908
An international conference on arms reduction opens in London.
1908
Gabriel Lippman introduces the new three-dimensional color photography at the Academy of Sciences.
1917
Congress passes the Jones Act making Puerto Rico a territory of the United States and makes the inhabitants U.S. citizens.
1923
In Italy, Mussolini admits that women have a right to vote, but declares that the time is not right.
1930
Novelist D.H. Lawrence dies of tuberculosis in a sanitarium in Vence, France, at the age of 45.
1943
The center of Berlin is bombed by the RAF. Some 900 tons of bombs are dropped in a half hour.
1945
MacArthur raises the U.S. flag on Corregidor in the Philippines.
1946
Ho Chi Minh is elected president of the Democratic Republic of Vietnam.
1951
The U.S. Navy launches the K-1, the first modern submarine designed to hunt enemy submarines.
1955
Claudette Colvin refuses to give up her seat in Montgomery, Alabama, nine months before Rosa Parks‘ famous arrest for the same offense.
1956
France grants independence to Morocco.
1965
More than 150 U.S. and South Vietnamese planes bomb two bases in North Vietnam in the first of the “Rolling Thunder” raids.
1968
The siege of Khe Sanh ends in Vietnam, the U.S. Marines stationed there are still in control of the mountain top.
1973
Federal forces surround Wounded Knee, South Dakota, which is occupied by members of the militant American Indian Movement who are holding at least 10 hostages.
1974
A grand jury in Washington, D.C. concludes that President Nixon was indeed involved in the Watergate cover-up.
1978
Czech pilot Vladimir Remek becomes the first non-Russian, non-American in space.
1981
The United States plans to send 20 more advisors and $25 million in military aid to El Salvador.

Here are 11 things other countries do way better than America

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America! Land of the free, home of the brave, and the greatest country on the face of the planet, right? A country with seemingly limitless natural resources, and according to many politicians, anointed by dog herself to lead the world out of the wilderness and into a bright new age of liberty and justice for all. Too bad the road to that vision is pockmarked with so many potholes, because we haven’t raised enough taxes.

All Brains

If you think your brain already has all the space it needs for memories and other info, you're right. It has that with room to spare. But file this nugget in your high-capacity noggin: We may have been low-balling it all these years.

How Islamophobia Spread Through the Media Is Emboldening Racist, Violent Extremists

You know of course that pointing out the Haters hate speech is considered by the Haters to be hate speech - they must be allowed unfettered  spewing of their hate speech but you can never point out that it is hate speech.

Birmingham Tells Alabama Wingnuts To Go Fuck Themselves, Passes Highest Minimum Wage In The South

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Alabama Republicans were quickly trying to ban all cities and counties from raising the minimum wage, but one city gave the wingnuts the finger and beat them...

Big Banks Fleeced The Working Poor Out Of $11.16 Billion In 2015

Big Banks Fleeced The Working Poor Out Of $11.16 Billion In 2015
When you find out how they made this money you will be infuriated.

Illinois wingnut bill attacks single moms

A bill sponsored by Republicans in Illinois would deny birth certificates to the children of single mothers who do not name a father.

Bristol Palin Loses Full Custody Of Son In Humiliating Court Defeat

Image via InquistrBristol Palin Loses Full Custody Of Son In Humiliating Court Defeat
If she had practiced abstinence, she wouldn’t have these kinds of court battles.

Fox News mocks woman on minimum wage who can’t afford food

Fox News host Sandra Smith speaks to Stefanie Williams (screen grab)Fox News mocks woman on minimum wage who can’t afford food: It’s the ‘lifestyle you chose’

Fox News hacks insanely argue students should have access to guns, not condoms in school

Fox News hosts Harris Faulkner and Geraldo Rivera (screen grab)
Fox News hacks insanely argue students should have access to guns, not condoms in school

Woman dies of thirst after she was dragged out of SC hospital to jail over unpaid court fines

Joyce Curnell was found dead in her cell one day after she was arrested at Roper Hospital, where she had been treated for a stomach illness, and taken to the Charleston County Jail.

Police request public's help with locating serial squirter

Michael Kevin Morris of Easton, Pennsylvania, has been identified by Bethlehem police as the man who has been squirting his semen on women. Police are asking for the public's help to locate him. Police issued an arrest warrant on Tuesday for 57-year-old Morris on indecent assault and other charges for allegedly squirting semen from a container onto a woman on Monday morning in a grocery store.
Police said they were called shortly after 11am by a woman who said a man, later identified as Morris, approached her in the Valley Farm Market store. The woman said Morris walked up to her with some sort of container and "squirted semen on her buttocks." She told police the liquid was semen and she followed Morris out of the store. As he walked away, the woman used her cellphone to take several photos of him and told Morris she was going to call police. She said he replied, "Please don't."
Morris is also wanted by police in connection with a 2014 assault in Bethlehem where he allegedly followed a woman off a bus and squirted seminal fluid on her. In the earlier case, police said the woman was getting off a bus when Morris followed her and squirted semen on her buttocks. Morris was identified as the suspect in that case through DNA evidence collected from the woman's clothing, police said. When police showed a photo line-up to the woman in Monday's assault, she identified Morris as the man who assaulted her.
Bethlehem police Chief Mark DiLuzio described Morris as a 'serial squirter', calling his actions alarming for women. "This isn't just an isolated incident because it's been going on for years," DiLuzio said. "It's time we put a stop to it and get this guy off the streets. This is a public health issue and a serious crime." In 1988, Morris was charged with squirting semen from a condom on two female clerks at a pharmacy, but charges of indecent assault were dismissed because both clerks testified Morris did not touch them. Morris was found guilty of disorderly conduct and ordered to pay a fine.

Naked man found in car on train tracks charged with DWI

An intoxicated man from College Station, Texas, was found naked in a car that was stuck on train tracks, according to police reports. Police were called to the area of College Station at around 2:20am on Monday for an intoxicated driver.
According to a Probable Cause Statement, an officer found a vehicle on the train tracks and the driver still inside without any clothes. Police say the driver, Connor James Bond, attempted to start the car with scissors after seeing the officer and then ran away from the scene when an ambulance arrived.
Police chased the 19-year-old and wrestled him to the ground to get him into custody. Bond tried to physically assault the arresting officer before he was put into handcuffs. Bond was taken to the Brazos County jail and is facing several charges including resisting arrest, evading arrest and DWI.
Prior to the officer arriving, a witness called 911 and said the Bond's vehicle was driving erratically in the area and weaving into opposing traffic. Police say they found a half-empty bottle of Everclear liquor in the back of Bond's vehicle. Bond told the officer that he had been drinking prior to this incident.

Archaeology News

A woman and child were buried more than 2,500 years ago with several previously slaughtered and butchered turtles.

Mysterious burst of radio waves traced to galaxy billions of light-years away

by Miriam Kramer
For the first time, a mysterious blast of energy known as a Fast Radio Burst (FRB) has been precisely traced to a distant galaxy, bringing scientists even closer to figuring out the origins of these odd cosmic flashes. On April 18, 2015, a telescope caught sight of the FRB, and mere hours later, other telescopes found its location, tracing the source of the burst to a galaxy about 6 billion light-years away, according to a new study published in the journal Nature this week.
This marks the first time the distance to an FRB has been measured.
FRBs send out as much energy in a fraction of a second as the sun puts out in 10,000 years, but they are exceedingly difficult to find. 
Plus, no one is sure exactly what creates them.
“Our discovery opens the way to working out what makes these bursts,” Simon Johnston, one of the team members who made the FRB discovery, said in a statement.
The authors of the Nature study suggest that the April FRB — which took six days to fade — may have been produced by the merger of two compact stars, which sent out the radio burst.
It's also possible that more than one kind of cataclysmic event in the universe can create an FRB. For instance, some models suggest that a supernova explosion or a pulsar — a rotating neutron star — pulse could create an FRB.
"I've been pretty skeptical of the 'compact object merger' hypothesis, but the authors' observations are just beautifully consistent with what you'd expect," astronomer Peter K.G. Williams, who is unaffiliated with the study, told Mashable via email.
"But I've also heard rumors about other results that other teams that are working on that are totally inconsistent with this hypothesis, so the theorists still have a lot of work left to do! It's an exciting time."
Astronomer Duncan Lorimer, the author of a News and Views companion piece in Nature, gets a little more specific and suggests that this FRB may have been produced when two neutron stars merged. 
That possibility could present even more exciting options for follow up studies during future events. 
"Such a system would emit a large fraction of its energy in the form of gravitational waves, which are produced by accelerating bodies, according to Einstein’s general theory of relativity," Lorimer wrote.
If FRBs can be produced by neutron star combinations, and if gravitational waves — ripples in the fabric of space-time — can be detected with them, it could have serious implications for the future of astronomy.
A zoom-in of an elliptical galaxy showing the FRB pulse detection.
"This is getting a bit ahead of ourselves, but a simultaneous detection of an FRB and a gravitational wave event would be — this is a technical term — totally bananas," Williams said.
Astronomers recently detected gravitational waves for the first time, opening up a new door into the universe. Now, scientists can learn more about the most cataclysmic crashes between massive objects like black holes. 
If FRBs are also associated with these extreme collisions, scientists will have another data point that can be used in investigating these major and mysterious events. 
All the stuff in the cosmos
The FRB observed in April is also being used as a cosmic scale for the universe. 
Because scientists know the distance to the FRB galaxy, they were able to measure the material between the Milky Way and the elliptical galaxy that played host to the burst.
"By also having a distance we can now measure how dense the material is between the point of origin and Earth, and compare that with the current model of the distribution of matter in the universe," Johnston said. “Essentially this lets us weigh the universe, or at least the normal matter it contains."
The results of the study appear to confirm the model currently in use: The universe is about 70 percent dark energy, 5 percent regular matter and 25 percent dark matter. 
Until now, scientists weren't able to find half of the regular matter, so researchers referred to it as "missing," but the new measurement seems to find that matter, according to the study's authors.
"It’s the first time a fast radio burst has been used to conduct a cosmological measurement," Evan Keane, co-author of the new study, said in the statement.
At the moment scientists have only observed 17 FRBs, and most of them have been found by going back through old data; however, the future of this research is looking bright.
"There are good reasons to think that our understanding of FRBs will increase dramatically in the near future," Lorimer said. "New telescopes,including the Canadian HydrogenIntensity Mapping Experiment and the Five hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope in China, should discover many FRBs."

Loyal dog waited outside apartment for two weeks hoping murdered owner would return

A loyal dog has been waiting patiently at his owner's door step in Houston, Texas, for over two weeks, not realizing he's never coming back. "You could just tell that he was a lost dog," said Cassandra Eubanks who lives at an apartment complex near Hobby Airport. Eubanks said every day, she would see the German Shepherd at the front gates of the apartment complex, looking and searching for his owner to drive in.
"He would follow the cars and when he would realize that it was not his owner's car, he would just stand there and look helpless," said Eubanks. Neighbors said they would also see the dog waiting outside of an apartment door. Not long after, they understood why the dog was waiting for so long. His owner, and convenience store clerk, 54-year-old Hatem Abuharbid, was killed this past month during an armed robbery.
How do you explain that to a dog? "Of course he's confused because he doesn't know what's going on. He hadn't seen his owner in two weeks," said Eubanks. The dog would not come close to anyone. Residents left behind food and water. Finally, after a plea on social media for help, Maranda Perez responded with her dog. "As a German shepherd, he didn't stand a chance," said Perez. "It just broke my heart to hear that the poor animal lost his owner, his best friend."

For nearly an hour, Perez slowly gained the dog's trust. The dog ran up three flights of stairs before it finally was able to trust Perez enough to put a leash around his neck. "He was still very shaken-up whenever I touched him," added Perez. The next hurdle was putting the dog in her car. It was a struggle, but the pup finally had to let go. Perez said she can keep the dog for a week. The victim's brother said he would like to keep the dog after that.

Man sold neighbor's pet bull because it kept fraternizing with his cows

A man sold a bull that didn't belong to him because it kept "fraternizing" with his heifers, a judge in New Zealand heard on Wednesday. Tony Michael Zonneveld, 54, of Edendale, in eastern Southland, was convicted and ordered to pay $1,200 to the owner of the bull within one month when he appeared before Judge Christina Cook in the Gore District Court. Zonneveld's defense lawyer Jono Ross said the bull got through the fence running between Zonneveld's paddock and the paddock housing the bull and was "fraternizing" with Zonneveld's herd of 30 heifers. Ross said Zonneveld moved the bull back onto the owner's property. The next day the bull was "fraternizing" with Zonneveld's stock again.
He again removed the bull from his property and spoke to the owner, asking her to fix the fence or put up a hot wire to keep the bull contained, Ross said. On the third day there was no hot wire put up and the bull again got into Zonneveld's heifers. He was concerned the bull could impregnate them at the wrong time of the year, which could result in a loss of projected income and a loss of stock progeny. The heifers were valued at $700 each. Ross said at that point Zonneveld "took things into his own hands" and transported the bull to a paddock on his own farm, where he set it up with a hot wire, which he was entitled to do under the Impounding Act. He did not tell the owner he had moved the bull and then sold it at the sale yards. When the heifers were scanned, two were found to be pregnant.
The proceeds from the sale of the bull were used to pay for the scanning, which cost $104.35, and the remainder of $878 was paid to the owner of the bull, Ross said. Judge Cook asked whether Zonneveld had fraudulently filled out forms at the sale yards to sell the bull, to which Ross replied that he had and could be the subject of a further prosecution from the Ministry of Primary Industries. Judge Cook said Zonneveld was repeatedly asked about the location of the bull but would not say where it was. "Your activities have had a high level of emotional stress for the victim," Cook said. "While I can accept there was was a level of frustration and financial loss by the bull going into your property and impregnating your heifers, you have handled this in an inappropriate manner."
Following court, the bull's owner, Jenny Sheridan, said the bull was a hand-reared pet named Harry, who was used to impregnate her cows. When Sheridan went to check on him she found he was missing. She said she approached Zonneveld and called him for four or five days asking if he knew about Harry's whereabouts, to which Zonneveld continued to say he had not seen him, she said. In the meantime, Sheridan called local home kill operators to find out if they had seen the bull. One told her they had seen the bull in the same paddock as a steer they went to kill, she said. Sheridan said she believed Harry was taken to the Lorneville saleyards two days after disappearing from her family member's paddock and then sent to Silver Fern Farms' Finegand meat plant to be processed a day later.

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