Spent some time today with the 'Old Fart', well it was his 79th birthday today.
And to think he claims to be my father.
I was good to see mom though.
The day was dampened by the news that some crazy bitch pulled in front of my little brother forcing him to hit her then driving off with him sitting in a totaled car. Luckily for him another fellow was able to get her tag number so by now she's behind bars (my brother's wife's brother is a detective for the police department so expediting the investigation was not a worry).
Why do some think they can cause automobile wrecks and 'walk' away from them?
But what is so 'funny' about this wreck is that it happened within 100 yards from where he was hit a while back by another crazy bitch pulling out in front of him (and driving off), when he was driving the car he had before that wreck 'bought' him the car he was driving today.
It is on the most direct route from his home to our parents home, but maybe he ought to go by a less direct route from now on!
Saturday, July 7, 2007
The Shrub can't handle Pelosi and Reid
The shrub is having difficulties dealing with Pelosi and Reid.
He isn't used to real human beings standing up and saying what they think, much less standing up to him to tell him he's wrong.
Tough nuggies!
The real world is out there, not that the shrub will ever exist in it, but it is there and the rest of us live there.
Of course the 'error' in the minds of Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Reid is that they think they are members of the government of this nation and on equal footing with the shrub, au contarie, they are beneath the cabal and not part of the government at all ... the elected representatives of the people have no place in the 'cabal's' government.
Reality can be a bitch and the shrub is beginning to feel the black eye and pain from the punches he got last November to the face(ego), and the body punches since ... granted those body punches hav been a bit light but with the 'Scooter' Libbey debacle those body punches will be light no longer.
Troglodytes
A forum I post on seems inundated regularly with Troglodytes. Where do these low brow throwbacks come from anyway? I didn't think there are that many rocks under which they could hatch.
These 'people' are 100% from the political right so it begs the question ... Is the mindset of those of the right so perverted that reason and evidence can make no appearance or alter that mindset?
Selfish, overbearing, controlling, reactionary, hating, discriminating, racist, intolerant, phobic in general, paranoid (in some cases extremely paranoid), non-accepting of: change, difference, new ideas, other cultures - all and more are descriptive of these 'people' ... it is a very sad state of affairs when that list is your redeeming qualities.
These individuals (a misnomer, as they flock en masse - individual thought is forbidden and unthinkable), raise a hew and a cry claiming to be "conservatives". But they are nothing of the sort. They are Fascists/Nazis.
Real conservatives are now Liberals. Just listen to Jack Cafferty and James Kirkpatrick when they speak these days to see what I mean. Of course, this means that they and others like them can no longer be considered on the 'right' of the political spectrum.
These 'people' are 100% from the political right so it begs the question ... Is the mindset of those of the right so perverted that reason and evidence can make no appearance or alter that mindset?
Selfish, overbearing, controlling, reactionary, hating, discriminating, racist, intolerant, phobic in general, paranoid (in some cases extremely paranoid), non-accepting of: change, difference, new ideas, other cultures - all and more are descriptive of these 'people' ... it is a very sad state of affairs when that list is your redeeming qualities.
These individuals (a misnomer, as they flock en masse - individual thought is forbidden and unthinkable), raise a hew and a cry claiming to be "conservatives". But they are nothing of the sort. They are Fascists/Nazis.
Real conservatives are now Liberals. Just listen to Jack Cafferty and James Kirkpatrick when they speak these days to see what I mean. Of course, this means that they and others like them can no longer be considered on the 'right' of the political spectrum.
(man, the center is getting crowded!)
Hot Days of Summer
Now that the hot days of summer are here the ladies of the household are spending more time in the pool.
It's hard enough to keep them in clothes anyway but now it's nigh on to impossible. Not that it is of any concern around here as this is a Naturist home anyway.
Right now there are eight people in the pool - wives, daughters, grandchildren and a neighbor or two - and only one is wearing anything ... her wedding ring.
Below is a photo of one of the ladies hanging around the pool.
You just gotta love summer!
Back to School
I know times have changed since I was in school, but it kind of worries me about the state of affairs in our schools today when I see the signs for stores like this advertising their "Back-To-School Sale"
Friday, July 6, 2007
Stange Laws
There are some strange laws in this land and here are a few.
In Idaho:
... It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty(50) pounds. (Talk about having a sweet tooth!)
... Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back (I guess if you are not a resident of Idaho, but just visiting there, then it's all right to fish from the back of a giraffe!)
In Illinois:
... One may not urinate in his neighbor's mouth. (Well there goes the deviant sex out the window!)
... Law forbids eating in a place that is on Fire. (Ok, now why would this even need to be codified into law, duh!)
... You cannot use a slingshot unless you are a law enforcement officer. (Oh, now there's a cop everyone will listen to!)
... Law forbids eating in a place that is on Fire. (Ok, now why would this even need to be codified into law, duh!)
... You cannot use a slingshot unless you are a law enforcement officer. (Oh, now there's a cop everyone will listen to!)
In Massachusetts:
... All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (That'll keep the preacher from droning on now won't it!)
... At a wake, mourners may not eat more than three(3) sandwiches (Hey, you have to save some for the dead to take with them on their journey, now don't you!)
... Ii is illegal to keep a mule on the second(2nd) floor of a building NOT in a city unless there are two exits. (So, I guess you can keep a mule on the second floor of a building IN a city even if there was only one exit!)
... It is illegal to take a lion to the movies. (I suppose they just won't stay quite during the show so it is best to leave them at home!)
There you have it just a few of the "LAWS" we have in this land. Keep checking in, as I find them I'll post them.
... All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (That'll keep the preacher from droning on now won't it!)
... At a wake, mourners may not eat more than three(3) sandwiches (Hey, you have to save some for the dead to take with them on their journey, now don't you!)
... Ii is illegal to keep a mule on the second(2nd) floor of a building NOT in a city unless there are two exits. (So, I guess you can keep a mule on the second floor of a building IN a city even if there was only one exit!)
... It is illegal to take a lion to the movies. (I suppose they just won't stay quite during the show so it is best to leave them at home!)
There you have it just a few of the "LAWS" we have in this land. Keep checking in, as I find them I'll post them.
Marijuana, Cocaine and Tranquilizers
Yesterday, July 5th, Angelynna Young was sentenced to 22 years in prison in Williamstown, Kentucky for crashing the school bus she was driving on January 17th of this year in Grant County Kentucky.
Why such a long time behind bars you might ask?
Well, crashing a school bus full of children into a utility pole isn't endearing you to the judge in the first place but doing do while on Marijuana, Cocaine and Tranquilizers (all at the same time -- which is beyond stupid in and of itself, but I digress), pretty much puts your name on the 'shit list' at the top.
Sending two kids to the hospital and injuring fourteen others when you do so writes your name in bold letters and highlights it with all kinds of red flags, exclamation points, asterisks, etc.
Ms. Young had plead guilty, but was in court to try and change that plea to not guilty on July 5th but was rejected by the judge, who took the prosecutor's recommendation of 22 years behind bars.
In ten years when Ms. Young comes up for parole, I am sure the young boy who now has to were a protective helmet for the rest of his life is there to say and show the results of her actions were.
And lest you who imbibe of the grape and the grain think you are not 'using drugs' remember alcohol is a drug and the old tools used by the goalors of the medieval period to exact punishment upon those who transgressed can and should be re-instituted for use to exact punishment on those who transgress by using drugs ---anyone up for a stay in an Iron Maiden ... and no I don't mean the heavy metal band either!
Why such a long time behind bars you might ask?
Well, crashing a school bus full of children into a utility pole isn't endearing you to the judge in the first place but doing do while on Marijuana, Cocaine and Tranquilizers (all at the same time -- which is beyond stupid in and of itself, but I digress), pretty much puts your name on the 'shit list' at the top.
Sending two kids to the hospital and injuring fourteen others when you do so writes your name in bold letters and highlights it with all kinds of red flags, exclamation points, asterisks, etc.
Ms. Young had plead guilty, but was in court to try and change that plea to not guilty on July 5th but was rejected by the judge, who took the prosecutor's recommendation of 22 years behind bars.
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It is about time we start dealing with those using drugs thusly, after a few such instances of having to truly face the consequences of their actions maybe the rest will 'sober up' and the need for a 'war on dugs' with evaporate.In ten years when Ms. Young comes up for parole, I am sure the young boy who now has to were a protective helmet for the rest of his life is there to say and show the results of her actions were.
And lest you who imbibe of the grape and the grain think you are not 'using drugs' remember alcohol is a drug and the old tools used by the goalors of the medieval period to exact punishment upon those who transgressed can and should be re-instituted for use to exact punishment on those who transgress by using drugs ---anyone up for a stay in an Iron Maiden ... and no I don't mean the heavy metal band either!
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Night Funny
This one is from a new friend by the name of
Antonio Hector Blanco ...
Antonio Hector Blanco ...
Question: Why don't Mexicans do BBQ?
Answer: The beans keep falling through the grill!
Answer: The beans keep falling through the grill!
Morning Funny
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them!
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
New and Improved Declaration of Independence
The shrub and company released the new and "official" version of the Declaration of Independence.
In part it reads:
We hold these truths to be self evident, that all White, Heterosexual, Christian, Wealthy American Men are created equal. --
That they are endowed by the Christian God with certain unalienable Rights. --
That among these are Life and Liberty and the pursuit of Security through military might. --
That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Supreme Courts deriving their just powers from the President and Vice President. --
That whenever any form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to try to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government, not that it will work, but they can try all they want.
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The thing is this is no joke ... it is the mentality of the cabal ... and you wonder way you have that burning and pressure sensation in your backside ... getting screwed in the wahzoo does that to you, especially when they aren't using any lube!
(Thanks to Hoolie for the original inspiration.)
Try it you'll like it.
The fastest growing form of recreation and mode of living is Naturism.
It is a 10 Billion dollar a year segment of the vacation industry alone.
Why not give it a try?
Living in harmony with nature, the way nature intended for you to.
Check out the Naturist Society and see what it is all about.
And I Quote
"Patriotism means to stand by the country.
It does not mean to stand by the president!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt
Morning Funny
I am proud to say that my wife lets me run things around the house ...
errands, the lawnmower, dishwasher ...
errands, the lawnmower, dishwasher ...
It's the Fourth of July
It's the fourth of July and as we try to celebrate this divided nation's birthday let us look to the natural world and if this two can get along ...
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
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